WingedEagle Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 Fuck it. I'm gonna open a bottle of red wine and get me a nice cheese plate (yeah, clichés, but so true)..... in the middle of the night... to watch WrestleMania 33.... Ok, when did my life went astray exactly ? You're just staying true to this year's theme. http://www.theonion.com/article/wwe-announces-wrestlemania-33-theme-will-be-spring-55671 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-P Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 I have lived in Paris for 15 years. Never saw one flower, I don't think. Funny stuff though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert S Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 HBK: "There has always been a bit of darkness in Randy Orton." - talking about a guy who spent a month in (military) prison and who was suspended in his career for a longer time than all WWE wrestlers together in the last two years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...TG Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 That Rock promo was hilariously self indulgent. How do you top the great segment with Ronda/HHH/Steph the year before? Why, using a flamethrower to set your name on fire, of course. That was the highlight of the night for me. With HHH's weirdly psychosexual entrance a close second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...TG Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 I guess I didn't pay close enough attention the last couple times he's been on TV, but has Shawn's right eye getting worse? When he turned his head towards the camera it looked terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Redman Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 You assholes with your snacks and parties. It's 7am here, I'm stumbling out of bed and finding some breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronos Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 Is Lawler sick? I know he joked about makeup. But he looks and sounds awful. And he's completely unenergetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WingedEagle Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 You assholes with your snacks and parties. It's 7am here, I'm stumbling out of bed and finding some breakfast. Sounds like a mcmuffin or something similiar is in order. No parties though, just a wife happy to cater and serve up the calories. Haven't had a friend who likes wrestling since about 3rd grade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronos Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 Just me, all alone in my little apartment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 Just me, all alone in my little apartment. Same here, done 8 shows over the last 3 days from the sofa, 1030 here now hoping to stay awake for the whole show... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert S Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 If you did a shot every time the term "Wrestlemania moment" is used you would already be pretty drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FMKK Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 You assholes with your snacks and parties. It's 7am here, I'm stumbling out of bed and finding some breakfast. I'm remarkably jealous tbh. It'll be 11pm here before we even get a kick-off match by the looks of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Jackson Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 I'm having a couple buddies over. Beer and Pizza and all that jazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronos Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 A-double match starting now. Also, if Nia Jax wins, I riot. This is not the place to see if she's ready for a big push. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 What's the need for a commercial? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilTLL Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 I'm having a couple buddies over. Beer and Pizza and all that jazz Yeah, this is one of two times a year I get to watch wrestling with more than one friend, so I just have my fingers crossed for something not boring and not embarrassing. Royal Rumble was perfectly enjoyable, so here's hoping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-P Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 If you did a shot every time the term "Wrestlemania moment" is used you would already be pretty drunk. I'd sooooo do that if I got the English-speaking broadcast. Thankfully for my liver, the French announcers don't do that shit so much. I'm kinda frustrated I don't get to see the pre-show though. Aries vs Neville will probably end up being the best match of the night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronos Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 What's the need for a commercial? I think the pre-show is free, so they're trying to encourage people to subscribe to the network. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WingedEagle Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 Apologies in advance if I'm not accurate to the story here, but Neville is legitimately the elf / bow & arrow dude from Lord of the Rings. Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stro Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 I'd be shocked if Nevile didn't crack his tailbone on that bump to the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboy hats Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 By myself, too. Well, my wife is around, but this and the Rumble are the two times a year I won't hide wrestling from her. Hoping for HHH and FloRida in the 9:00 pm hour so we can watch the Big Little Lies finale without me being too distracted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 Apologies in advance if I'm not accurate to the story here, but Neville is legitimately the elf / bow & arrow dude from Lord of the Rings. Wow. I always wanted him to feud with the guy in the Ascension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 What's the need for a commercial?I think the pre-show is free, so they're trying to encourage people to subscribe to the network. That's a point, it's on youtube isn't it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboy hats Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 If you did a shot every time the term "Wrestlemania moment" is used you would already be pretty drunk.Similar thoughts from Big E: https://twitter.com/wwebige/status/848391103283941378 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronos Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 We should count how many wrestlers have facial hair tonight. Last night on the Takeover show, I think it was every single guy except maybe Nakamura. Two for starters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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