Wrestlemania

[Kronos]

There's no difference between the pre show and the main show. This is an interminable purgatory any way you shake it.

Grumpy Matt is grumpy.

[Parties]

Is Bo Dallas’ new employment strategy to look like Chad Gable with Neville’s beard? Ending with Sami, Dane, Mojo, Titus, and Jinder seemed weird until you saw the finish. (Jinder gets a pseudo-reward for getting on the gas?) I agree with the idea that Braun and Sami shouldn’t have been in this match if they weren’t gonna win. Going for the ESPN moment isn’t surprising, but you could have easily done it without having a guy who’s going nowhere win. Nothing on this show should feel arbitrary or thoughtless: it’s careless lack of planning and a pathetic thirst for celebrity, even if the Gronk deal came together last-minute. It’s silly for me to gasp at the idea that a cluster battle royal ended up being a cluster, but this wasn't good at all.

[cowboy hats]

Jinder came close to being Enzo'd on the bottom rope?

[Matt D]

 

There's no difference between the pre show and the main show. This is an interminable purgatory any way you shake it.

Grumpy Matt is grumpy.

I just wanted Chris Chavis tomahawk chopping Tyler Breeze. Is that too much to ask for?

 

Also, did they ever pay off the Emma debut? She was the best part of the pre-show last year.

[Zoo Enthusiast]

Corbin's battle royal win last year so huge that he made it to the pre-show this year

This is why I really don't care Braun didn't win it since all it would lead to is LOLs every time he was announced as Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal winner.

[WingedEagle]

Dean Ambrose's offense is why he belongs on the preshow. Dude is Looney Tunes.

[El-P]

I have no idea what people see in Corbin. He's boring as fuck, he's a generic tall guy with tatoos, no charisma, bad hair. I mean, really ? This match is nothing, and it's not Ambrose's fault.

[Kronos]

This is why they moved​ this match to the pre-show: because the crowd couldn't​ care less.

[Jimmy Redman]

The idea that people actually had to protest to get the SD Women's Championship of the World onto the main show over this is something.

 

And I like Deano.

[...TG]

I have no idea what people see in Corbin. He's boring as fuck, he's a generic tall guy with tatoos, no charisma, bad hair. I mean, really ? This match is nothing, and it's not Ambrose's fault.

 

His stuff all looks great. Compare his execution to Ambrose, who's sloppy as shit. You're right about the charisma though. He could use a manager.

[KawadaSmile]

Ambrose is being flat out awful in this match what the fuck?

[Kronos]

I think Corbin is wrestling himself.

 

Or maybe the ring.

[WingedEagle]

I have no idea what people see in Corbin. He's boring as fuck, he's a generic tall guy with tatoos, no charisma, bad hair. I mean, really ? This match is nothing, and it's not Ambrose's fault.

 

To be fair, Ambrose is adding zero to it as well. Hopefully the calm before the storm.

[cowboy hats]

These guys have been a big part of Smackdown Live! since the summer and they did actually try building to this since EC. Feel like they and the crowd lost juice for this with the last minute move to the pre-show, but we'll never know.

[Kronos]

Ambrose is being flat out awful in this match what the fuck?

Is it possible he's pulling a SummerSlam 05 HBK?

[stro]

Not that I expected Dean to be putting on a good match, but this is worse than I could have imagined. I thought they'd have have pretty solid chemistry, but Dean seems to be trying his best to have the worst match he can.

[KawadaSmile]

 

Ambrose is being flat out awful in this match what the fuck?

Is it possible he's pulling a SummerSlam 05 HBK?

 

Wouldn't be surprised if that's the case.

[Matt D]

I'm skipping this one to make dinner. We're having marinated orange pork loin with rice. "make dinner" means that I marinated it last night and popped it in the oven. This is about my speed.

[Jimmy Redman]

They've been building it for a while but that doesn't mean it has any heat.

 

That might be the tagline for this show actually.

[El-P]

Corbin losing his shit is hilarious. Went to the Edge School of Acting.

[cowboy hats]

And though the belt had lost some steam since Miz lost it a few months ago, it's in a much better place than when Bad News and Miz were fighting for it on the preshow at WM29

[El-P]

LOL. As you yougin' say.

[cowboy hats]

Corbin losing his shit is hilarious. Went to the Edge School of Acting.

Gotta play to the nosebleeds!

 

That match definitely goes on the woofer scale

[KawadaSmile]

Not good. Dean looked like he couldn't give less of a shit there.

[El-P]

I'm skipping this one to make dinner. We're having marinated orange pork loin with rice. "make dinner" means that I marinated it last night and popped it in the oven. This is about my speed.

 

It's almost one in the morning and I'm about to open that wine bottle, get the cheese and lit the fire in the fireplace. Bon appetit !