WWE TV 05/06 - 05/13: Let's just cut 30% of all federal universities' budget

[KawadaSmile]

Big Dog is coming to save RAW.

[El Dragon]

I don’t think I’ve seen WWE with this sense of desperation ever. At least in the late 90s it felt like a unified front pushing forward. WWE right now just feels like half the roster want to move on and nobody cares about fucking anything.

[sek69]

In previous times, there was always an ace they could pull from their sleeve. Since they haven't created an actual difference making star since Cena and burned out the "Vince is on TV" bump, there's basically nothing they can do to pop a rating these days and that's probably the scariest thing of the current era. 

[KawadaSmile]

YASSSSS KING SLAY

[KawadaSmile]

OH HOLY SHIT

[C.S.]

BRYAN!!!

Wasn't expecting that!

[KawadaSmile]

Holy shit there's 100% a title change tonight

[C.S.]

Just now, KawadaSmile said:

Holy shit there's 100% a title change tonight

Let's hope it's the Universal Title.

[Tenese Sarwieh]

Drew spitting logic.

[Strummer]

Wildcard rule?  Crowd didn't exactly pop for that

[KawadaSmile]

1 minute ago, Strummer said:

Wildcard rule?  Crowd didn't exactly pop for that

Don't think they were supposed to, tbh. Vince sounding like an over his head carny motherfucker is amazing.

 

WAIT THIS SEGMENT IS NON STOP

[sek69]

Vince looking like he's moments from just running around yelling "EVERYTHING IS FINE, NO CAUSE FOR ALARM"

[Strummer]

3 minutes ago, KawadaSmile said:

Don't think they were supposed to, tbh. Vince sounding like an over his head carny motherfucker is amazing.

 

WAIT THIS SEGMENT IS NON STOP

Eh maybe but that's a pretty big storyline development to get no reaction like that.

so essentially we have brand split lite I guess 

[Badlittlekitten]

God this is a desperate section. Desperately shit.

[KawadaSmile]

Man, having those two segments run back to back show how bad Seth is as a top star.

[Strummer]

1 minute ago, Badlittlekitten said:

God this is a desperate section. Desperately shit.

Completely agree. This reeks of desperation 

[Tenese Sarwieh]

Making AJ and Seth tag together, ahhh the tropeness is in full effect.

[sek69]

"Vince as a desperate, hapless, boob" is a bold choice Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.

[Badlittlekitten]

Vince offers nothing as a performer anymore. Really looked like a shell out there. No idea what this wild card nonsense is. Just confusing.

[Strummer]

So this is essentially another reset show after they just had one last December.  Can't be good 

oh God Lashley and Corbin *again*. It will never end

[KawadaSmile]

Fucking hell, no more Corbin/Lashley please

[C.S.]

When Greg Hamilton is the best part of Corbin's act, and even that is a retread of Shane McMahon's shtick, it ain't good.

Adding Lashley to the equation doesn't help. He's an instant bathroom break.

[Tenese Sarwieh]

Man Lashley could've been special during this run and they fumbled it.

[C.S.]

2 minutes ago, Tenese Sarwieh said:

Man Lashley could've been special during this run and they fumbled it.

You can say that about so many people in this company, unfortunately. 

[FMKK]

What if they book some actual fucking feuds with storyline development instead of just tinkering about with roster reboots?