Johnny Sorrow

Best fucking show in a long time. Fucking awesome.

They clearly said on the TV Show that there were two main events, Parv.

And then him owning the authority.Is it really pre show if it's all on the same show?

It seems WWE felt embarrassed that there was a Kevin Steen figure in ROH's upcoming line before they could market a Keven Owens one. It's not something a billion dollar company should be quite that upset about, but I get the impression it was an ego bruising that someone couldn't handle. Yeah, there's no way that's true. What store is carrying ROH Dolls? It's not like there's an ROH Toys section at Target next to the WWE Toys. And a WWE Doll would be Kevin Owens, not Kevin Steen. In conclusion....bullshit. Meltzer talked about this on the last podcast and he indicated that the current mentality in WWE is that they don't want to promote a guy on the main roster who was already markteted on a national level by another promotion which is the reason why Samoa Joe is only working NXT.That really doesn't address the doll thing. And Joe also has that deal where he can work Indys as well as NXT, at least for the time being.

The Castle/ Young match this week with the tease of the "Silas wins the Boys" stip for the rematch was fucking awesome, great TV. I'd say that The Bucks/ Vice match sucked a dick, but that implies that someone got some pleasure. It stunk. BUT, then the Motha Fuckin' Addiction ran in and beat the fuck outta those two dummies while Neckbeards chanted "YOUNG BUCKS!" as tears streamed down their nacho cheese stained cheeks. So the show ended on a positive note.

In court Bischoff admitted he and his wife brought a stripper home and he watched them get it on. Which is quite the accomplishment, as during the seven years I worked in a strip club many, many couples tried to make that happen and always failed, sometimes in hilarious fashion. 😆

Oh he's totally a good guy. It's the most progressive thing going in wrestling, the flamboyant gay guy who's super over and a good guy. Like Pete said, it's the fucking announcers saying that he's "weird"and shit that doesn't fit at all.He's as over as Elton John in the Seventies was.

It seems WWE felt embarrassed that there was a Kevin Steen figure in ROH's upcoming line before they could market a Keven Owens one. It's not something a billion dollar company should be quite that upset about, but I get the impression it was an ego bruising that someone couldn't handle. Yeah, there's no way that's true. What store is carrying ROH Dolls? It's not like there's an ROH Toys section at Target next to the WWE Toys. And a WWE Doll would be Kevin Owens, not Kevin Steen. In conclusion....bullshit.

Could Cesaro even be considered hot now though? It would be more like getting rid of a hiccup.Well, based on the TV Shows I'm watching, yes Cesaro is totally hot right now.

To be fair, I was a last minute sub so I didn't prepare at all.

RAW on HULU was a hell of a go home show. A total bucket of win. So much fun.

I'm guessing they'll make a surprise appearance, or interject themselves in the tag title match, so they can have a huge surprise pop.

Well he is long, black, and bald. This joke only works if you are black, so for the sake of the joke, you are now black.

Kane returns to interfere and get revenge on Brock, costing him the match. Then there's a BoD reunion, or small nod between Taker and Kane. That'll lead to the rubber match and I can have the fun of hearing Will's head explode. 😆

Here's something to think about regarding Roku aps. Sure, they can be made quickly and rushed onto Roku. But most of those fucking stink. Any yahoo with a Church or access to public domain Casper the Friendly Ghost cartoons can quickly get a Roku ap. It doesn't mean that the ap is good, works correctly, or even delivers. I like that they're being patient to ensure that the ap is good.

Just an obscure in joke call back to Titans discussing a Bruno vs Baba match.

The significance of that channel should not be underrated and we need to ensure as a community that it does not get lost. Treasure trove of stuff that has not been in circulation. This day is called the day a YouTube channel was fouind He that watches this day, and comes safe eating chips Will try to stand a tip-toe when the channel is named, And the smell of McMuffins rouse him at the name of Dory He that shall watch this day, and see the emotional age of 14, Will yearly on the vigil be ignored by his neighbours, And say 'To-morrow is The YouTube Channel Then will he show his browser history minus the porn And say 'These matches I watched On YouTube Old wrestlers forget: yet all shall be forgot except by geeks But he'll remember with blood shot eyes What fake fights he did watch that day: then shall the names. Familiar in his mouth as burritos and Mountain Dew Dory The Dull, Baba the Awful, Bruno the Awesome, Be in their flowing male B cups freshly remember'd. This story shall the lonely man teach his son, if the hooker's rubber broke And YouTube Channel shall ne'er go by, From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remember'd; We few, we obsessive few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that wastes his time with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so smarky, This day shall gentle his acne condition: And gentlemen in England now a-hating Johnny for this awful bit Shall think themselves accursed they had shitty internet speeds And hold their manhoods cheap while watching YouPorn That watched this YouTube Channel today

Community? 😂 When are the Community Council meetings? No one told me

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x31opue Yeah, this is fucking awesome on so many levels. Not only is it fucking great, but from a marketing perspective it's genius. A wonderful show for kids that features the people that are supposed to be the future stars? That's fucking brilliant. More importantly it's a really well done and charming wrestling show. And Graves is apparently actually going to be one of the greats in announcing based on this performance.

At some point I want a Cena vs Lesnar match where Cena gets to avenge getting destroyed last year. But not for awhile, so they can tie together that awesome one from a few years ago that Cena won and was fucking brutal, the one from last year that was one sided and brutal, and a future one to settle the score. But spread across years.

I didn't really give a shit about how the arm work looked or any of that, BESIDES Becky NOT attacking the injured wrist.That is gonna be part of the story of the Sasha match, because Sasha WILL attack the injury. And also as far as tonight's match, Bayley is the beloved underdog, who's not considered as "good a wrestler" as the others ,who's still injured and is trying so hard and beating the odds to get that title shot. She beat Charlotte last week in an upset and tonight she get's pretty much dominated for the most part but but squeaks out a win by being wiley and going for a Hail Mary roll up while her arm was being attacked again. Someone I read said "She beat the best athlete in Charlotte by throwing bombs. Tonight she outwitted the smartest wrestler. Now she has to bring it all against Sasha. Awesome." Which leaves the outcome at the special in doubt. Cause if Bayley wins, it's an awesome feel good moment, but if she loses it's because she IS hurt, and is in the ring with the Champ. And after a valiant struggle, the Champ might just be a little better, more vicious, and Bayley's miracle run might just end. Both outcomes fucking work.

I'd imagine that the old "I showed up at work in my underwear" nightmare doesn't work on wrestlers.

Bayley vs Becky fucking ruled. Perfect in ring storytelling.

The Rusev / Summer/ Lana bit on RAW was fucking great.

Which is pretty much what I figured. That's hilarious. Fucking hacks are now saying "well Dave reported it" when he didn't to seem legit when making shit up? That's adorable. 😃