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Johnny Sorrow

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  1. I thought this was gonna be a new show with Dice Clay screaming about Rasslin. Cause that'd be great.
  2. As long as it pretty much stinks, cause that's the point. No one wants to listen to guys crack wise and talk over GOOD cards.
  3. He'd be too busy smoking weed and banging hot chicks.
  4. Just out of curiousity , what's with the Xavier Woods as best Non-Wrestler shit? He's clearly a wrestler.
  5. I'm Kurtwood Smith then, dumbasses. 😎
  6. Have you seen Sydal in ROH recently? Cause his gimmick is now what he really is, a total hippie. He's actually the exact opposite of the whole jock thing.
  7. And since the McDonald's thing was part of his face turn, I don't think it'd be an issue.
  8. That was a fucking great match. Thanks for sharing that, man. Fuck me, that was the fucking tits. That split Nord did as a bump? Jesus Christ, that ruled.
  9. George Carlin reference. As in "George Bush and Sadaam Hussein waving their dicks at each other."
  10. Ok, awesome. I've got my lineup for the next show recording next Saturday. And between this thread, FB, and DVDVR , I have the beginnings of a list.
  11. Ok , its a new year and that means its time for more episodes of BRAINBUSTER, the pro wrestling quiz show. Problem is, I've lost track of who wanted to be on, who I said I'd have on, etc, etc. Weed is legal in Colorado, what can I say? So anyhoo, if you'd like to be on the show just post here and between this thread, Facebook, and other ways, I can make an organized list. All ya need is a good microphone, headset, Skype account, and a sense of humor.
  12. Yeah, "video game" isn't meant to literally mean what could actually exist in a video game. 😄 "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse." "Ummm..There's no actual way you could eat an entire horse, "
  13. Exactly. It just hit me how dumb it is when people say shit like "It's said he had great psychology but I don't see it. But he indeed could control a crowd." If your "psychology" ISN'T intended for the people you're performing in front of then who the fuck would it be for? Numbskulls watching footage thirty years later? 😆
  14. I love the guy. I love the character and that he wrestles like his character should, wild and sloppy and crazy.
  15. I'm gonna be in the front row at the Longmont show.
  16. When wrestlers talk about "psychology", they're talking about crowd control.
  17. Haven't most of the Mania tickets been sold already?
  18. While not having Cena at Mania is certainly a bad thing, the last two he was in mid card matches, not the Main. So it really isn't the "OMG THEYRE SO FUCKED NOW" thing going around.
  19. No , he a monster that dropa human being from the roof of Kemper Arena. You're a special kind of crazy, aren't you? Bless your heart.
  20. No , he a monster that dropa human being from the roof of Kemper Arena. Fritz drove two of his sons to suicide. Three actually. Four if Baby Jack had a vision of his future and dove into the puddle.
  21. Oh, then fair game. Holy shit, THAT'S WORSE.
  22. If it was just the barking, that would be one thing, but Trish crying and stripping while Vince angrily yelled at her to take her clothes off to the roaring applause of the crowd is one of the creepiest things ever broadcast on wrestling TV. The crying was just bad acting, I remember laughing my ass off at the entire absurdity of it.
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