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El-P

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  1. I recently learned that words like "bacon" and "parliament" actually directly derived from Old-French, which was spoken at the Royal Court of England after William the Conqueror invaded the country. Which is funny since we, French people, use the word "bacon" thinking it's basically an English word. (well, we do use more and more English words, to some ridiculous degrees at times, the same way I think English-speaking people use the word "faux" instead of "fake" as a way to emphase the meaning, or too look cool. French language is also pretty much a sponge, especially since we have a long-time culture of immigration)
  2. Don't get why all the fuss about all this. Don't care about any of it. Never put any subject in my sentences. Do you even know what "carte blanche" means people ? Why do u use French words to try and be trendy or chic ? Why do I spell you "u" ? No, seriously now, I'm always amused by the way some people use the word "faux" as to underline that it's really really fake. Or maybe it's because it's some sort of poseur fake ? Wait, why do you use the French word "poseur" too ?
  3. Great promo. Flair's comeback was disapointing, but as soon as the Vader feud kicked in, he showed he still had it and was better here than he was in WWF ever. It's interesting to mention Hogan's name has already been talked bout on WCW TV at this point, as he was filming Thunder in Paradise with Sting, which prompted the sleazy hotline pimping by Mean Gene saying "Hulk Hogan and Sting are tag teaming soon". Flair wanted to get Hogan in WCW to get the great program he never got to work in WWF. Little did he know...
  4. 1994.02.12 WCW Saturday Night : Terror Risin' debut by defeating Keith Cole. Good physique, classic blond hair, decent in-ring worker for his experience. But what is more interesting is his long profiled nose, which, should he insert it in the right holes, could make him go places in this business.
  5. Corraluzo's was North East's answer to Victor Quinones.
  6. Dory's outfit. Buttcrack Tenessee. This segment is awesome. I agree it's always hilarious to see the director actually illustrating Cornette's insults by showing, well, exactly what Cornette is talking about. Great segment, this is what SMW is awesome at.
  7. Thear you go.
  8. Jungle Jim Steele. Parker is milking the hell out of this, which is how it should be done. Heenan is great here, probably much better than Ventura would have been.
  9. Vader is raising hell and makes for a great segment. Steamboat being outraged at Vader confronting Flair's wife is a bit much, remember when Flair used to make fun of you and Bonny ? But yeah, those press conference segments are always pretty fun.
  10. Eh Tammy's a long term substance abuser with serious mental issues who did poor quality nude photo shoots for a shady website run by Missy Hyatt & whores herself out for shoot videos produced by a dude who got caught on tape going to a stangers house to try & fuck an underage boy. She used to fuck Shawn Michaels & has been arrested multiple times for domestic violence against a no name indy geek. Chyna's a long term substance abuser with serious mental issues who did Playboy photo shoots & & whores herself out for gang bang vids for a top adult movie company. She used to fuck HHH & has been arrested for domestic violence against X-Pac. It's a close call thear Well, put under that light... yeah, closer than what I thought. Better not think too much about it though.
  11. Thank goodness. Oh yeah. Curiosity murders the cat.
  12. Ah ah ah ah ah ah ! Thanks for thee laugh, Loss !
  13. Holy shit. Pathetic. How low can you go ? I still have no idea what this is all about, but it is truly pathetic. New Jack is still a sociopath and Balls looks like a giant sewer rat indeed. Holy shit. Again ? After Youshoot where you learn she loves anal and want to make a sextape ? (oh shit, she does talk about her vagina her anal sex again...) Gotta love the "Coming next : In Prison with Tammy Sytch" comment. Seriously... (she's still way behind Chyna though, who just did a gangbang video with guys disguised as wrestlers, including John Cena and yes, Mean Gene. I'm not kidding and I don't have a link)
  14. I haven't followed this either, but WTF ? Speaking about RF, booking Tammy Fytch just before she gets into rehab (which failed miserably) to get the "real" shoot interview that "wasn't exploitative" is pretty much up there too.
  15. That seems to be the most accurate. This is when it became corporate wrestling. 1991 was just a name change to establish a brand that was different from the old NWA, which didn't mean anything at this point. Flair leaving with the NWA belt and not returning it jumpstarted the rebranding of the titles as WCW titles.
  16. Didn't Cornette come up with this ?
  17. Ah, pro-wrestling. Such a classy business, turning everything into an angle. So, to the people who have watched it, is this the most disgusting promotionnal tactic award of the year ?
  18. Come on FLIK, where do you find these !! Man, I didn't need to see those close-up of Dump's body ! Wacky japanese TV shows (gotta love the ending) ! But Bull looked just awesome.
  19. Good match to end a disapointing Clash. I miss Jesse Ventura, Heenan just isn't as good. Too excitable for me. The Vader squashing Flair sequence was pretty good, although Flair's selling looks kinda overdone with "acting", and I think he may have influenced Shawn Michaels on this. The finishing sequences between Sting and Rude are pretty good, but for all the talk about Bret or Flair being predictable and formulaic, Rude is way worse at this point on that matter, you can just predict every move and counter in advance.
  20. Heenan is great and all, but I know I'll miss Ventura very soon, and Heenan wil overstay his welcome eventually. This really feels more and more like a WWF wave with each passing months, after Gene, The Boss and now Heenan.
  21. Ice Train actually debuted in 1993. That match was pretty much the official act of Simmons heel turn, although he did work squash matches as a heel the weeks leading to this. Fun 6-man matchg, with lot of legit crowd heat which is refreshing. I agree Austin was the stand-out here, and watching him and Flair work together really underlines the fact we have been robbed of a great Austin vs Flair program on top.
  22. Ah ah, I had no idea they actually rebooted the Shockmaster gimmick pretending a friend of his who was named the Super Shockmaster came in with a mask and a more agressive attitude in early 94. And he was doing promos on Vader. Oh, Dusty, whatever you could do to push your family... (the little improvement of late 93 carries on in early 94, but it's not like the booking of major shows hasn't been mostly terrible, including Starrcade. Let's see how the first Clash of the year pans out.)
  23. I found the idea of gaining weight stupid, but damn does she look great again or what ? Bull is the greatest.
  24. What this shows to me is how much Austin has improved since 1991, while Pillman basically stayed at the same level he was 5 years before (which was a damn good level to begin with), only not as flashy as he used to be for obvious reasons.
  25. Funny stuff. Too bad he never got to talk in WCW.
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