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Is Apollo Crews new gimmick actually going to be spelling?

 

If so, I have three letters for him.

 

N-X-T

 

He never should've been called up. He's not ready, not over at all (and wasn't over even in NXT), and needs more time to develop his character and mic skills.

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Kevin Owens is horrendous - nothing is believable or natural at all, from his mannerisms to his his ring work to his his promos. He also has the worst look of any WWE champion in history - unshaven face, 3/4 length shorts, baggy vest covering up his pasty torso and beer belly. If you flicked over and saw he was the champion you would not be impressed.

 

He is an awful worker as well, has no idea how to build a match or get a crowd involved without just resorting to throwing bombs and working endless finisher trading sequences that devalue anything. Every match is worked like a parody overkill version of a ROH main event, wherever on the card he is or whoever he is facing. He is formulaic as fuck, but smarks don't seem to mind because his formula is cosplaying Puro main events and desperately trying to rouse a 'this is awesome' chant.

 

If he really wanted to heel it up he would bully jobbers in boring squash matches and work slow main events with lots of subtle heeling and cheating. He doesn't have the skill or gimmick to be a workrate champion or the look/charisma to be a dominant man on top. It's weird, I remember everyone complaining in 2004 how limited and eventless WWE matches were, when the likes of Benoit had his moveset reduced to about four moves so he could work the monotonous, slow WWE style. Crazy how far in the other direction it has gone now.

 

I did sort of enjoy the surrealism of Kevin Steen beating Tyler Black for the World Title on Raw.

 

Still, on a roster where you have Roman Reigns, Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, John Cena, Seth Rollins, Triple-H, AJ Styles and with Samoa Joe, Shinsuke Nakamura and KENTA on NXT there is zero reason to have Kevin fucking Owens and Dean Ambrose as your champions. Neither have any sort of aura or credibility - for a start they have spent the last year jobbing 50% of the time in random television matches, before you even get onto the fact they both look like shit.

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