Wrestlemania

[Microstatistics]

Rollins leg selling was adequate. Match was bad though, Rollins can't construct a singles match to save his life and HHH isn't exactly the super worker to carry him to a good match.

[Kronos]

Remember when Matt and Jeff came out? Good times.

That was Saturday, right?

 

Fuck, that seems like forever ago. I want more Maryse.

[El-P]

Ok that was shit but I'm HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER at Steph taking the table bump

 

Not as funny as HHH's "acting". Was he sniffing something in the air ? The sound of silence maybe.

[Zoo Enthusiast]

That was more over than the match.

[ZThomas]

Some Psychology, good match

[Kronos]

Charlotte had more fireworks.

[Matt D]

I totally thought that black and white viper head was a turtle head instead for a second. You can't pin the turtle because he's got ding dong shoulders!

[El-P]

This match redefined selective limb selling. And by selective I mean shitty.

 

If Bray vs Orton is next, I may fall into a coma. (fuck, so it is next)

[Blehschmidt]

Oh, we are gonna follow that with Orton... Awesome!

[Kronos]

Has Orton ever had a truly exciting Mania match, that makes you mark out?

[stro]

The crowd does need a musical performance to come down from that super hot, emotional match.

 

You mean the ladder match, right?

[Jimmy Redman]

vs Undertaker was pretty good.

[cowboy hats]

The good and bad of putting Big Little Lies on the tv and switching Mania to the pad: I was distracted during what looked like a fun mixed tag (if abruptly finished), but also distracted during what looked like a slog of a (if not terrible) Rollins/HHH match.

[Childs]

This match redefined selective limb selling. And by selective I mean shitty.

 

If Bray vs Orton is next, I may fall into a coma. (fuck, so it is next)

Peace be with you.

[Matt D]

This recap package is making me miss Pitbull.

[El-P]

PITBULL #3

 

Took me a while to get that one.

[Kronos]

I like when Randy burns the shack. But his crazy face looks silly.

[Zoo Enthusiast]

Think this is a good point for me to tune out and finish in the morning.

[Childs]

What a dumb feud.

[El-P]

This recap package is making me miss Pitbull.

 

And that cracked me up. And woke me up too. Now I have to watch the match. Fuuuuck.

[FMKK]

HHH doing a New Japan cosplay wankfest, Pitbull and then Wyatt/Orton in a row. Holy fuck does Vince want me to go to bed. That's like a solid hour of boredom.

[...TG]

At least the dads are in the back having a good time:

 

[El Dragon]

In an alternate universe, WWE pushed Luke Harper to this and I'm so fucking excited for this match.

[Kronos]

 

This recap package is making me miss Pitbull.

 

And that cracked me up. And woke me up too. Now I have to watch the match. Fuuuuck.

Wilkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome.

[Matt D]

 

This recap package is making me miss Pitbull.

 

And that cracked me up. And woke me up too. Now I have to watch the match. Fuuuuck.

 

I don't know. With the length of this ramp, I'm not sure you're making it through this entrance.