Wrestlemania 34

[Matt D]

This Women's Battle Royal is much better than the guys'.

 

#OVERRATEWWEWOMENMATCHES

 

But no, seriously.

 

It's not even an argument. It's like one had an agent putting it together and one they didn't even bother.

[El-P]

STRAP THE ROCKET TO BELAIR AND NEVER LOOK BACK

 

Agreed. She already looked like a star in the MYC. The braid shot is fucking awesome. She's like Dutch Mantel... of sorts.

[KB8]

That braid shot is my favourite spot in wrestling.

[El-P]

 

This Women's Battle Royal is much better than the guys'.

 

#OVERRATEWWEWOMENMATCHES

 

But no, seriously.

 

It's not even an argument. It's like one had an agent putting it together and one they didn't even bother.

 

They counted on ring general Kane to direct traffic on the fly.

[Matt D]

And this thing is heading to Bayley vs Sasha which has had months of build.

[Coffey]

Are we officially back to Diva-era ringwork now? This women's battle royal has been absolutely dreadful.

 

The 450 and Kairi elbow were great... and then they both get dumped. Shame. Dakota looked good too.

 

Inaugural Women's Battle Royal won with an ass to the face.

[El-P]

Paige sounds like she binge drank all week-end.

[GSR]

Was hoping Ruby might take this.

[...TG]

Mickie's gear tonight is not a good look. I guess lady gladiator (gladiatrix?)?

 

Can't believe they re-used Paige's intro into that film clip. If that's the best one she could do...yeesh.

[Strummer]

And it comes down to Bayley v Sasha

[WingedEagle]

Bayley/Sasha to build a feature match at the next ppv works. I'm in!

[Strummer]

Naomi!!

[El-P]

Wow. A Lois Rules sign. Tony Schiavone's wife at Mania.

 

Where was Naomi hiding ?

[C.S.]

Nothing is turning Bayley heel.

[KawadaSmile]

NAOMI BITCHES

[WingedEagle]

Boo. How does that benefit a babyface Naomi? Bring on what counts.

[Matt D]

Bayley gets her big moment and STILL loses. Remember three years ago when it felt like they could print money with her?

[GSR]

Naomi with the old Jerry Lawler trick of spending the duration of the Battle Royal outside the ring.

[NintendoLogic]

Interesting that they clearly put more thought in mapping out the women's battle royal than the men's.

[C.S.]

Explains why Naomi was the best-dressed woman in the match.

[Matt D]

Boo. How does that benefit a babyface Naomi? Bring on what counts.

#cattywomen

[El-P]

Explains why Naomi was the best-dressed woman in the match.

 

She always is, really.

[KB8]

Well I thought that was a pretty dang fun battle royal.

[KawadaSmile]

I guess Naomi winning makes sense when you consider they had to get a babyface win, and it makes Bayley and Sasha be on "equal" footing. Considering how they really don't care about Becky, Naomi was the only viable option.

[spookysaku]

People say Paige sounds drunk but honestly she sounds like half the British girls I've met.

 

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