Wrestlemania 34

[KawadaSmile]

Sadly subdued match. Neville vs Aries was head and shoulders better

[Matt D]

They should hire the guy in red with the beard behind Renee.

[El-P]

This pre-show is deadly boring, really. Let's have a bunch of C-shows guys have a throwaway match to fill time instead.

 

Oh, wait, we just had that.

[C.S.]

Now I wish I had a Snickers. Who says WWE advertising doesn't work?

[Matt D]

Is KENTA healthy? Poor guy.

[El-P]

Drunk Cena is the best though. The woman next to him is gonna have a blast.

[C.S.]

Cena is drinking beer before he supposedly wrestles. Puts the whole thing in doubt for me, honestly.

[ShittyLittleBoots]

Cena is fucking amazing

[Ricky Jackson]

Update from the playlist I posted on page 1: Blassie vs Rikidozen from 1962 LA is awesome for those interested. Also, Bockwinkel and Whalen's post match interaction is gold

[Matt D]

I want a Cena Commentary, like JBL at One Night Stand.

[Robert S]

205 Live is continuing to be a dumpster fire. Getting called up to 205 Live has to be like getting stuck in purgatory. You will wrestle in front of dead crowds after Smackdown or get throwaway matches at PPV pre-shows. The best you can hope for is getting a match at a piss-break Raw spot.

[KawadaSmile]

I'd love Cena to drunkenly stagger in the ring after Undertaker accepts his challenge only to lure him into a small package.

 

"Sykes! The beer had no alcohol" Cena shouts

[Matt D]

I'm pretty sure I was most looking forward to the battle royal because I like surprises and battle royals. I'm a moron. Watch Braun not even have a mystery partner.

[C.S.]

Paige sounds fucking drunk. Yikes!

[Richeyedwards]

Well paige looks like she is having great fun and really wants to be there.

[El-P]

Paige's got a sore throat...

[Matt D]

Remember how cool Becky's gear-on-the-ground entrance was a couple of Manias back. Ah well.

[El-P]

Women got intros. Because EVOLUTION BITCHES !!!

 

Hope Becky wins it. No, I really want Lana to win, but hey...

[KawadaSmile]

Becky

[ShittyLittleBoots]

Dakota Kai!

[C.S.]

Naomi's ring gear is always among the best in the company.

[WingedEagle]

How did Godfather not call the women's entrances?

[El Dragon]

Is KENTA healthy? Poor guy.

 

He went out round 1 in the tournament to Roddy. He's now been teasing a heel turn in a feud teamed with Tozawa against Kalisto, Lince Dorado, and Gran Metallik.

[Strummer]

well looks like this is the Hunter and Steph's entrance for tonight:

 

 

 

[Matt D]

Bayley is cosplaying as Aztec Jarrett?

 

Also, I think Paige is morphing into Sherri before our eyes?