WWE TV 05/06 - 05/13: Let's just cut 30% of all federal universities' budget

[El Dragon]

Like, honestly, was anyone really looking forward to anything on this show except Firefly Fun House?

[sek69]

It's amazing that WWE feels the need to humiliate the Revival for turning down an offer, yet the tag titles on one show are on a jobber team, and there's only 4 actual teams on the other (which includes the Colons who have been in the phantom zone forever).

[sek69]

It's like WWE hired Tim & Eric write these skits. 

[C.S.]

5 minutes ago, sek69 said:

It's amazing that WWE feels the need to humiliate the Revival for turning down an offer, yet the tag titles on one show are on a jobber team, and there's only 4 actual teams on the other (which includes the Colons who have been in the phantom zone forever).

Did I miss another humiliation segment? I only saw The Usos creeping around. 

[hammerva]

Given the look of death and worry in these  kids faces, it is nice they found kids from the crowd to tonight's show for the Firefly Funhouse

 

[sek69]

WWE's official preview for this week wondered if last week's segment was just the first humiliation for the Revival.

[Jmare007]

So what is the Wild Card rule?

 

I tuned in because I read D-Bry showed up and is wrestling tonight, but the commentary team did nothing to explain that shit, just said this match was happening because of it

 

 

EDIT: Ah, now Cole explained it.

[Loss]

Vince put over the concept in such a self-deprecating way that I wasn't sure if he really meant it. I didn't get the sense that this is a new thing so much as Vince was making fun of himself for being out of touch.

[Jmare007]

Shane vs Roman feud? aw man, fuck that shit.

[sek69]

I finally figured it out, all this time the Iron Sheik has been working production for WWE. CAMERAMAN, ZOOM!

[C.S.]

Perverted creeps...

 

[Badlittlekitten]

Ugh why they doing this to the Usos. Fuck sake.

[sek69]

Here comes this weeks' humiliation.

[Strummer]

Well that was terrible

[C.S.]

*Groan*

Icy Hot doesn't work the way they think it does.
 

[sek69]

Have we hit rock bottom? I think so.

[Tenese Sarwieh]

Someone was watching Lucas to much in the back, this pure trash. 

[Loss]

Imagine viewing yourself and the people around you in such a way.

[C.S.]

Give The Revival credit though for doing this red icy hot garbage with gusto. You can't say they aren't team players. They're embracing this shit 110%.

[Tenese Sarwieh]

I can't wait to see the rating for this later in the week.

[Loss]

I really hate this shit of getting monsters over by having them come out when stuff unrelated to them is happening to destroy people. Why not just put them in squashes? This is what I was talking about in how they don't treat opening match acts with value. Just do a Lars-NWJ match and make it a squash.

[...TG]

All credit to the Usos for apparently inventing their own sweat and water activated version of Icy Hot. They're talented chemists as well as tag team wrestlers.

[sek69]

Now Lars doing cool stuff and murdering people happens in front of a crowd who just had to sit through the Revival acting like dogs with itchy assholes.

[hammerva]

So I thought the "wild card rule" only applied to 3 people at a time.   So one of these 4 (Reigns, Bryan, Kofi, Lars) is actually a RAW guy or I don't have a clue what this rule actually is

 

[C.S.]

2 minutes ago, hammerva said:

So I thought the "wild card rule" only applied to 3 people at a time.   So one of these 4 (Reigns, Bryan, Kofi, Lars) is actually a RAW guy or I don't have a clue what this rule actually is

Wouldn't surprise me if Bryan switches to RAW by the end of the night...

...naaaah! I'm giving WWE too much credit.

Edit: Elias was also on the show tonight, and he's a Smackdown guy, so the "rule" is already out the window.