WWE TV 8/1-8/7 - Needs more tractors

[Timbo Slice]

Have everyone come out on a tractor tonight, fuck it. 

[SirEdger]

Bryan Alvarez reports that Becky suffered a separated shoulder on Saturday.

[El-P]

This is supposed to be really Day 1 of Levesque's booked WWE. 08/01/22. Remember the date.

[KawadaSmile]

Iyo Sky sounds like one of those dub name changes. But hey, I'm not complaining that she's free from NXT at last.

[sek69]

21 minutes ago, SirEdger said:

Bryan Alvarez reports that Becky suffered a separated shoulder on Saturday.

I figured she was hurt when she was offering her left hand during the post match handshake with Bianca. Becky's one tough mf to finish the match like that.

[KawadaSmile]

We get two triple threats tonight, and the winners face off against each other for a #1 US Title Contendership.

• Ziggler vs Ciampa vs Gable (that's gonna be a banger)
• AJ Styles vs Ali vs Miz (potentially a banger, too)

 

 

[sek69]

Hunter wants to restore some of Ciampa's NXT presentation so maybe he'll be able to do more than be Miz's lackey.

[Tenese Sarwieh]

Summerslam to me was average, so tonight, you better whoo me, Hunter.
 

[Timbo Slice]

24 minutes ago, Tenese Sarwieh said:

Summerslam to me was average, so tonight, you better whoo me, Hunter.
 

Careful, this might mean Flair. 

[Tenese Sarwieh]

That finish was amazing. 

[C.S.]

Wanted Ali to win, but he doesn't make sense as a Lashley opponent and it's time to heat AJ back up after he's been relegated to a nothing role for months now. 

[The Thread Killer]

I have not watched any WWE product in literally years, but I am stuck somewhere with nothing to do for a while, so I thought I would check out Raw.

What the hell is wrong with Seth Rollins? He is acting like a combination of a community theatre reject and somebody with a traumatic brain injury. This promo is terrible.

[The Thread Killer]

Why does he keep doing that ridiculously contrived forced laugh? This is terrible. I thought he was bad enough the last time I saw him, but that was Shakespeare compared to this

[C.S.]

5 minutes ago, The Thread Killer said:

What the hell is wrong with Seth Rollins? He is acting like a combination of a community theatre reject and somebody with a traumatic brain injury. This promo is terrible.

1 minute ago, The Thread Killer said:

Why does he keep doing that ridiculously contrived forced laugh? This is terrible. I thought he was bad enough the last time I saw him, but that was Shakespeare compared to this

His new character is basically The Joker, but I agree that the laugh is brutal. 

 

[KawadaSmile]

The Street Profits are going to explode anytime now

[Tenese Sarwieh]

I don't know if anyone here watched Legends Of Tomorrow, but Seth looks like he ripped off one of their villains named Bishop. He does the same thing minus the cackle. 

[KawadaSmile]

Alexa/Bianca/Asuka vs Bayley/Dakota/Iyo? All the respect in the world.

[Johnny Sorrow]

9 minutes ago, Tenese Sarwieh said:

I don't know if anyone here watched Legends Of Tomorrow, but Seth looks like he ripped off one of their villains named Bishop. He does the same thing minus the cackle. 

I co-host a Legends podcast and that's pretty dead on.

[Tenese Sarwieh]

Iyo/Bianca should be cool and what's the name of your Legends podcast Johnny?

 

[KawadaSmile]

This triple threat is not fucking around.

[Tenese Sarwieh]

This raw has been fine, but the video packages are overboard. 

[KawadaSmile]

Io vs Bianca fucking ruled. Managed to get someone who was essentially a newcomer over.

[Tenese Sarwieh]

DQ huh? I guess it's the only way from having Iyo lose her first match. 

[sek69]

Wow, an actual storyline with the women that isn't "they all hate each other", we are truly on the other side now fellas. 

[Johnny Sorrow]

1 hour ago, Tenese Sarwieh said:

Iyo/Bianca should be cool and what's the name of your Legends podcast Johnny?

 

Gideon Guys. It's me, a LoT superfan and my pal Vancouver actor Travis Woloshyn who's watching it for the first time. We're currently in the middle of season five. 

For those who don't know who we're talking about, this is Bishop. He had other more flamboyant suits.