WWE Royal Rumble 2024

[El-P]

Damn, those Russians guy are kinda annoying...

[Coffey]

Just now, KawadaSmile said:

Jade changed this match around. What was a mess barely held together by Jordynne, Bayley and Chelsea turned into a heated and dramatic match.

Shoutout to Tiffany Straton too. She impressed me.

[hammerva]

If I have to guess they are going to basically re-do the Batista and Triple H angle that set up their WM match with Bayley.   Except I guess that the leader is the one who gets the thumb down.  

[WingedEagle]

I'm stoked for Bayley but it feels like this is their attempt to recreate Sami from last year, only she has a fraction of the momentum he did. And that may be kind. But I'm looking forward to the return of the hugger (apologies to Luis Mante & Hyo). 

What about Jade/Bianca vs. Kabuki Warriors at Mania?

[Dav'oh]

I didn't know LA Knight had such big tits. Respectfully.

[KawadaSmile]

Just now, Dav'oh said:

I didn't know LA Knight had such big tits. Respectfully.

Every single man in that match has huge milkers.

[El-P]

1 minute ago, Dav'oh said:

I didn't know LA Knight had such big tits. Respectfully.

You haven't seen Nick Aldis because he's wearing a suit. But I'm telling you....

(this thread is now officially odd as fuck)

And it's 3:30 am here. And I have no interest in watching this apart to see how ridiculously bloated Orton and Styles are.

[KawadaSmile]

Styles is looking like a goddamn caveman. What the fuck are they using down there, man

[El-P]

Wellness policy signed an NDA.

[WingedEagle]

2 minutes ago, KawadaSmile said:

Styles is looking like a goddamn caveman. What the fuck are they using down there, man

Ask Alex Jones when he presents Elimination Chamber. At 5AM Eastern time next month, folks!

[El-P]

"Slim Jim : we had ethics for a good 20 hours"

[Al]

29 minutes ago, El-P said:

I never want to hear anything about how WWE's women roster is so much better than AEW's or TNA's after watching this.

One of the commentators said something about seemingly every woman being an athletic specimen. And it’s great to see athletic women. But they all blend together and it becomes incredibly bland.

[El-P]

That was cheesy as fuck.

[KawadaSmile]

THAT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING TRIBAL CHIEF ROMAN REIGNS

[C.S.]

This is the epitome of a nothing match.

At most, we'll get a DQ win for someone else as a "surprise."

[El-P]

Just now, Al said:

One of the commentators said something about seemingly every woman being an athletic specimen. And it’s great to see athletic women. But they all blend together and it becomes incredibly bland.

Yeah, that what struck me, as someone unfamiliar with the product. No one really stood out off the workers I did not know. Apart from Stratton, because she also displayed shitload of character.

 

[sek69]

1 minute ago, Al said:

One of the commentators said something about seemingly every woman being an athletic specimen. And it’s great to see athletic women. But they all blend together and it becomes incredibly bland.

WWE's top women are better than anywhere else but the quality drops off a cliff after that. Both AEW and TNA have better rosters from top to bottom.

[El-P]

1 minute ago, KawadaSmile said:

THAT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING TRIBAL CHIEF ROMAN REIGNS

Wait.

What ?

Royal Rumble is in Riyad ?

That entrance takes four hours too.

[WingedEagle]

3 minutes ago, El-P said:

"Slim Jim : we had ethics for a good 20 hours"

They snap back as hard as you snap into them. Or tease them with some falsehoods. Or some nonsense like that.

[El-P]

Just now, sek69 said:

WWE's top women are better than anywhere else but the quality drops off a cliff after that.

Yeah, no shit. I was not impressed. Of course, the top talent is the best, but that's been established for a long time.

[El-P]

LA Knight being the exact same mofo he was in TNA, doing the exact same routine. Fucking hilarious when you think about it. 

[El-P]

The in-ring announcer is trying to be as fucking annoying as the Dapper Yapper ? Jeeez. Speaking of which, can WWE have him back ?

[C.S.]

1 minute ago, El-P said:

LA Knight being the exact same mofo he was in TNA, doing the exact same routine. Fucking hilarious when you think about it. 

He sucks, YEAH!! #BillDeMottWasRight (about that and nothing else)

[WingedEagle]

1 minute ago, C.S. said:

He sucks, YEAH!! #BillDeMottWasRight (about that and nothing else)

Can't LA Knight suck without Bill DeMott being right about anything? I may be old but I'm not too old to know that "Yeah" dude is mid.

[C.S.]

1 minute ago, WingedEagle said:

Can't LA Knight suck without Bill DeMott being right about anything? I may be old but I'm not too old to know that "Yeah" dude is mid.

Point taken, but in the case of the useless DeMott, even a broken clock is right twice a day.