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Did you even watch the show? Because if not, please help yourself to a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up. so im not allowed to have my view now wwe mark i guess No, you're not allowed to have an opinion. So do what I told you to do. Stop clogging up every thread with your stupid martyr act.

Well, that main event sucked. I like Roman but whatever it takes to drag Brock to a decent match, he doesn't have. I'm taking my dogs out, I need some air. Too damn long, too damn long.

"The most prestigious title in Sports Entertainment...except for...you know, our other most prestigious title in Sports Entertainment."

I'm not one of the international fans who is staying up all night to see this...I'm on Eastern Standard Time...and even I am having a hard time staying focused for this. Great show for the most part, but too damn long.

When Nia saw Alexis and Mickie talking shit about her, they should have made it because she saw it on GTV.

Hell, if Shane really does have a hernia and he did just get over a case of diverticulitis then he deserves all the credit in the world for getting in there. Uh oh, there's the attendance announcement. Somebody call Bix! Oh wait, he'll wait 30 years before he makes a big deal out of it. Never mind.

Honestly, aside from the obligatory WWE stretcher job, that tag match really wasn't all that bad, in my opinion.

Well, Owens is really good at...shouting.

The way he's looked the last year or so, I'm always worried Shane McMahon is going to have a heart attack on live TV.

I think Goldberg now thinks he's a member of the Green Lantern Corps.

I have no issue with that. It's not like either of them are full timers, and the match was too short to be offensive. (Except that boot, but shit happens.)

Holy crap that boot missed by a damn mile.

YES! Dead crowd, but I love me The Bludgeon Brothers.

I'm so happy to see Luke Harper on the Wrestlemania main show. Man, the trend of over-reliance on superkicks is really annoying as hell. Thanks, Young Bucks.

That Snickers add made me laugh more than it probably should have. So much for the rumor of this match going on last.

Seriously? They not only continue to cram Mahal down our throats, but have to do it at the expense of Rusev?

I like Bobby Roode, but I think the US Title scene is pretty much right for him, in my opinion.

Orton's entrance was as boring as he is.

I have a bad feeling Mahal is winning this match.

That was pretty goddamn good. There better be some rematches from that, because that was way too good to be a one-off.

That Triple Threat wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen. As far as Balor's new gimmick? Nobody represents "inclusiveness" better than an incredibly pasty white, heterosexual man.

Did somebody decide that we now need to have dialogue during the matches? The "heart and soul" jawing back and forth crap in the Cruiserweight match, and now all this shouting in the Women's Battle Royal makes me wonder if one of the WWE writers decided that what the matches really need is scripted dialogue during the action.

That's exactly what I was thinking. I like Cedric and Ali a lot, but Neville and Aries were awesome last year.

What exactly is the deal with the WWE commentary team's new obsession with the word "erudite?" They used it several times last night and Nigel just busted it out again. WTF?

I'm concerned about how Cedric has his thumb taped up...I fear he may turn heel and use the dreaded asiatic spike. WHY IS HE FIGHTING GLACIER?!