The Thread Killer

I think Goldberg now thinks he's a member of the Green Lantern Corps.

I have no issue with that. It's not like either of them are full timers, and the match was too short to be offensive. (Except that boot, but shit happens.)

Holy crap that boot missed by a damn mile.

YES! Dead crowd, but I love me The Bludgeon Brothers.

I'm so happy to see Luke Harper on the Wrestlemania main show. Man, the trend of over-reliance on superkicks is really annoying as hell. Thanks, Young Bucks.

That Snickers add made me laugh more than it probably should have. So much for the rumor of this match going on last.

Seriously? They not only continue to cram Mahal down our throats, but have to do it at the expense of Rusev?

I like Bobby Roode, but I think the US Title scene is pretty much right for him, in my opinion.

Orton's entrance was as boring as he is.

I have a bad feeling Mahal is winning this match.

That was pretty goddamn good. There better be some rematches from that, because that was way too good to be a one-off.

That Triple Threat wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen. As far as Balor's new gimmick? Nobody represents "inclusiveness" better than an incredibly pasty white, heterosexual man.

Did somebody decide that we now need to have dialogue during the matches? The "heart and soul" jawing back and forth crap in the Cruiserweight match, and now all this shouting in the Women's Battle Royal makes me wonder if one of the WWE writers decided that what the matches really need is scripted dialogue during the action.

That's exactly what I was thinking. I like Cedric and Ali a lot, but Neville and Aries were awesome last year.

What exactly is the deal with the WWE commentary team's new obsession with the word "erudite?" They used it several times last night and Nigel just busted it out again. WTF?

I'm concerned about how Cedric has his thumb taped up...I fear he may turn heel and use the dreaded asiatic spike. WHY IS HE FIGHTING GLACIER?!

Screw you, it's Ali's moment. It wouldn't bother me to see Ali win...but I really like Cedric. If only he could cut a decent promo.

Come on, bring on the damn Cruiserweights. I want to see Cedric Alexander win that belt, dammit.

We might need a Brother Nero save here.

I thought that dude from The Ascension was The Missing Link for a minute.

I can't believe Aiden English was eliminated first...on Rusev Day no less.

LMFAO @ the big guy in the Bullet Club shirt behind JBL, mugging his ass off.

Cena should start charging those kids $20 a pop for pictures. He could make a couple of bucks.

Don't be a brother down. Don't walk away, Grimmas. Hey! You come around and I can't keep time.Hey! You turn around and I'm left behind.

Not really related, but did you hear Harry Smith went nuts at Wrestlecon and threw a cup of hot coffee in Jake the Snake's face?