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  1. El-P
    Ron Wright is a great pity seeking old dirtbag, and DWB is up to the task too. Gotta give credit to Horner too, he had good facials when he's hold back by Bullet Bob, and his straight punches look great. The piano shot was pretty sweet. I'm liking these Horner vs DWB angles a lot better than anything that had involved Brian Lee.
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    Yeah, the picture deal was lame, but Cornette going crazy and the Heavenly panicking at the idea of him signing the contract was good.
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    Vince Russo

    El-P replied to Coffey's topic in Pro Wrestling

    Russo came off as bad as ever. He still doesn't understand why David Arquette was a retarded idea. He still thinks every retarded angle he wrote were great and funny. And he still thinks a wrestling show that goes toward more reality based stuff can't have "blatant fake wrestling matches" on it. The most annoying thing was the bunch of Russo marks in the room who clapped for every stupid claim he made. Of course Russo is a "christian" so he can't call any woman a ho, and he loves to work with the women (as showed by his great track record I guess, he sure never booked misogynic shit with "pregnant bitch" Terri Runnels and PMS for instance...). I don't think Sean Oliver is a big Russo fan and he had some pretty funny tongue-in-cheek lines during the thing. Anyway, Russo still sounded completely full of shit.
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    That's awesome. As far as the big news goes, yeah, if it's less than 35 % pro-wrestling and not Brock, I doubt I'll care much if at all.
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    WTF were they thinking ? I don't think I've seen Lombardi work more than twice on TV.
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    Superb match, and one of the best angle of the 90's. The Backlund turn was amazing.
  7. El-P
    I like how segments are inertwined, it makes the whole show very much organic (as opposed to, well, what wrestling TV has became).
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    Loved DWB and Ron Wright promos as always, I thought Horner showed good fire, and the bottle shot looked good. Two weeks in a row and Horner gets bloodied up. It's really the equivalent of Tommy Dreamer's "he's hardcore" angle in that they wanted to push Horner as a guy who could get beat up bad and come back. But Horner just has zero charisma. I thought the angle was really good again, although they probably should have done this one before the hanging. Anyway, like Loss said, DWB beating the shit out of Horner never gets old, and Wright is establishing himself as one of the biggest dipshit ever. You just want to slap the fuck out od his wheelchair everytime he's going for pity and fakes a heart attack.
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    Man, the Horner angle was pretty brutal. Stiff chair shot, hanging, bleeding from the mouth. Not the kind of stuff you'd see on WWF or even WCW TV. Ron Wright is pure gold here.
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    So, anyone saw the first live episode with Dixie looking like a complete mark with her big announcements being the Hall of Fame and introducing Brooke Hogan ? That was pretty embarrassing.
  11. El-P
    I've been around for about 14 years, never used it and barely ever seen it used anywhere I was.
  12. El-P
    I loved the Natural Disasters. Quake was a good worker, Typhoon was crazy strong and could do some cool power stuff. I agree Natural Disasters vs Beverly Brothers was really fun, but honestly I enjoy most of their stuff. Ottman in solo wasn't much of anything while Tenta was always a cool worker.
  13. El-P
    Well, it's a rather broad definition. I understand pornography as a more stricto sensu non simulated representation of sexual acts, or at least obscenity. Then again, maybe my definition is more "european", because quite frankly, Sable's stripping routine was not even what I'd call eroticism. Playboy photoshoot, sure, I'd put in "eroticism" category, but really, there's nothing on WWE TV that I'd strictly call "eroticism". I guess the lingerie matches and stupid pillow fights in the early 00's would fall under very soft eroticism. But really, no boobs, no wood. Of course, sex sells, but I think having sexy characters doesn't mean you're drawning into eroticims or and even less in pornography. I mean, I was sexually excited as a young teenager by Sensationnal Sherri's miniskirts and boots. The misogynic aspect is the one to point out thought. The Molly Holly/Mickie James are fat asses angles, Vince making Trish walk like a dog and other humiliating and degrading stuff is way more offensive than Sable showing some skin.
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    I'm in mid September. Some really good stuff at this time : _Heavenly Bodies transitioning from the Fantastics to the Rock'n Roll Express, and it's really good from the get go. When did Ricky Morton began to slow down, because it's 1992 and he's as great as ever. Great chemistry with Lane of course and Pritchard as well. _Ronnie Garvin vs Paul Orndorff is giving us good stiff old-school wrestling, and despite the relative silliness of having Garvin getting worker up about his towels (ah ah), this is really solid stuff in the ring. _DWB and Tim Horner feud is much better than anything involving Brian Lee. Sure, Horner has no charisma at all, and cuts bad promos, but he's just so crisp and solid in the ring that it can only lead to good matches. I really don't mind Tim Horner working on top for a while. Ron Wright falling out of his wheelchair when Horner pins DWB on TV is pretty great. I don't care at all about the Brian Lee stalker and bounty storyline though. Bring out Sullivan and let's have some bloodletting already.
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    One of the best SMW TV match easily thus far. They show great chemistry from the get-go.
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    I love the Ronnie Garvin promo "I have green towel, yellow towel and red towel, and they are mine !!". Yeah, it is a bit silly, but I love this program.
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    Horner is just a crisp worker and he looks particulary good here. No charisma, but in the ring he can bring the goods.
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    Gotta love the Woody Allen reference by Cornette.
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    They played together in Tim Burton's Ed Wood the previous year.
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    Will Tensai still be around at SummerSlam anyway ? They have given up on him.
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    Words have a meaning. There is *nothing* and there has never been anything pornographic in the WWE programms or affiliate. Even Playboy nude photos aren't pornography. But misogynic ? Sure.
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    I love this woman.
  23. El-P
    Cornette delivers yet another funny interview. Hey, it does make sense to me Bobby Fulton is a bleeder, he needed medical attention. Cornette rolling in cash is glorious.
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    Really good match, one of the best on SMW TV thus far.
  25. El-P
    Yeah. The sexual content has always been way, way overstated. Gotta love America; given a crude, violent program filled with hideously backwards morality tales and rampant physical abuse as a way of life, people will bitch the most about the fact that occasionally a woman shows up in a skimpy outfit. And compared to practically everything else on television, wrestling's version of sexploitation is pretty goddamn tame. Women body is EVILLLLLL !!!!!!!!!!
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