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What are some examples of guys shunted into roles they clearly didn't suit?

 

The two I will put forward are:

 

Greg Valentine in Rhythmn and Blues -- never has a guy looked less comfortable and more awkward in a role than him with black hair trying to do an Elvis face.

 

John Tolos as The Coach -- now I don't know this guy's older stuff. Remember reading that he was quite a star on the West Coast, but he properly sucked as Perfect's manager.

 

Who else?

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Lord Tensai

 

Guy's strengths are playing dominant monster and is really good at having competitive matches that are worked as either slugfest brawls against tough guy wrestlers or faster paced cat & mouse type matches vs smaller flashy dudes

 

WWE signs him, makes him work as a 1980's cartooon stereotype in really slow paced squashes then wonders why he doesn't get over.

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This is going to be massively controversial but how about Robert Gibson and Ricky Morton, two of the ugliest men anywhere in the USA in the 80s, being cast as pretty boy heart throbs.

 

Obviously, somehow, they made it work, but I always thought that The Fantastics looked the part much much more than the R n R.

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I always thought Brian Adams as the coconut smashing, bright yellow and orange wearing baby face was a terrible miscasting.

 

Also when they turned Adam Bomb face and had him throwing little nuclear footballs or whatever they were at the crowd.

 

Also, whoever cast Nathan Jones as a professional wrestler obviously didn't know what they were doing.

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This seems very unlikely.

 

Savage, Warrior, Bret Hart, British Bulldog, The Undertaker, Tatanka even, Tito Santana even.

 

Don't see where or when Crush is coming in as 3rd most over babyface. He wasn't even on the card for Survivor Series 92 just after Perfect's face turn.

Fans went nuts for him. I always forget Taker, but he was more over than Bulldog. I don't know why. He just was before they gave him the accent. Savage, Warrior, Bret, and Taker, yes. Though Warrior was gone a week before Survivor Series. He had a dark match and again, was super over.

 

Like Sid right before Royal Rumble 92 over. I think kids loved the head vice or something.

 

He was the wrong guy for the Doink feud.

 

I don't feel like going Superstars digging. Can we just trust that he was over enough to surprise me despite logic dictating otherwise?

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This is going to be massively controversial but how about Robert Gibson and Ricky Morton, two of the ugliest men anywhere in the USA in the 80s, being cast as pretty boy heart throbs.

 

Obviously, somehow, they made it work, but I always thought that The Fantastics looked the part much much more than the R n R.

I never had an issue with Morton playing that role, but did think Gibson with his wandering eye was a bit of a stretch.
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Chavo Guerrero as Kerwin White - In retrospect, I believe this gimmick would have worked had it been given to a Caucasian-American who played up the middle-class, suburban and very conservative elements of the gimmick - an enemy to the everyman. Hence, you would have a heel with a lot of potential to get over without resorting to somebody performing a kind of minstrel show. Having someone like Guerrero denounce his heritage and drop risque racial comments is just distasteful and offensive.

 

Mistico as Sin Cara - Controversial, I know but I genuinely feel that Mistico was a bad choice for what WWE wants. Namely, they want a guy to succeed Mysterio who is nearing the end of his active in-ring career. Mistico can only work as Mistico, this is what made him so famous in lucha and that is why he hasn't succeeded as Sin Cara. I'm not saying it won't ever happen, but WWE is kidding themselves if they think that a hugely popular luchadore is going to come in, immediately pick up their style and reach overnight levels of popularity with the goal of eventually succeeding Rey Mystero.

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Chavo Guerrero as Kerwin White - In retrospect, I believe this gimmick would have worked had it been given to a Caucasian-American who played up the middle-class, suburban and very conservative elements of the gimmick - an enemy to the everyman. Hence, you would have a heel with a lot of potential to get over without resorting to somebody performing a kind of minstrel show. Having someone like Guerrero denounce his heritage and drop risque racial comments is just distasteful and offensive.

From what I remember, the minstrel aspect was the entire point. This was one of those "the office amuses themselves at the audience's expense" gimmicks.
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Ricky Steamboat in the Flair feud of 1989. He just doesn't work. He does his "for my family" promos and he comes across as lame, not someone you want to root for. The matches were really great but I found that Steamboat kind of made the feud tedious to get through. I'm really just looking forward to the Funk things now. Steamboat just lacks the edge for the feud and seems out of place with the rest of the company.

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