Wrestle Mania 32... Live As It Happens

[Jimmy Redman]

I've reached my "laughing uncontrollably at this absurd farce of a production" moment.

The Almighty Huntor has never been Almightier or Huntorier.

 

Now boo this man! Bahahahahaha!

[El Dragon]

The only way this could be more awesome is if all those guys unmask as NXT wrestlers.

[Steenalized]

What am I watching?

 

A comedic master at work, did you forget last year?

[WingedEagle]

This is the peak. Of what, I don't know. But its peak something.

[Steenalized]

I've reached my "laughing uncontrollably at this absurd farce of a production" moment.

 

The Almighty Huntor has never been Almightier or Huntorier.

Welcome to the club!

[fakeplastictrees]

HHH's entrances get cornier and cornier every year. Stephanie's monologue was cliche,boring, and too long. Slutty Stephanie is always the hottest version of Stephanie, but with that said, she needs to go.

[Cross Face Chicken Wing]

Is this a Dungeon of Doom re-hash or HHH's entrance?

[Matt D]

I was not let down. At all.

 

Now we know what would happen if the Ghostbusters lost to Gozer the Gozerian

[Death From Above]

Also remember they were actually considering putting that Hell in a Cell fuckjob on last? There is no chance this was a worse choice. None.

[JerryvonKramer]

One of the most incredibly surreal five minutes in wrestling history.

[Jimmy Redman]

And Roman gets no entrance! Fucking rofling my ass off.

[WingedEagle]

 

I've reached my "laughing uncontrollably at this absurd farce of a production" moment.

 

The Almighty Huntor has never been Almightier or Huntorier.

Welcome to the club!

 

 

Come one, come all.

[Matt D]

I love how Cole just talked like he didn't see anything out of the normal...

 

"And for the 20th time, Triple H...."

 

What a world. What a fucking world.

[Steenalized]

And Roman gets no entrance! Fucking rofling my ass off.

His fist hitting the ground just set off hundreds of pyrotechnics

[El Dragon]

The mute on that crowd right now man.

[JerryvonKramer]

HHH career Mania entrance highlight package could be a weird art house movie directed by Alan Parker.

[Matt D]

And Roman gets no entrance! Fucking rofling my ass off.

 

What would he get? Cena with the gangsters makes sense. Cena with the marines makes sense.

 

What the hell does Roman even represent? What have they made him into? Maybe he could wear 30 flak jackets at once and take them off as he goes like a Russian Doll? Or he could come out of the top deck and take another fifteen minutes to get down. That'd fit into the night.

[Death From Above]

This Is The Greatest Night In The History Of Our Sport

[Jimmy Redman]

You should all get your best lines in now because I literally can't stop laughing. The longer it goes the more my parents will think I'm high as fuck.

[Childs]

Surprised they just called Bruno the greatest champ ever.

[goc]

This Is The Greatest Night In The History Of Our Sport

Glad I'm not the only one enjoying the shit out of this Mania.

[Matt D]

The hope at the bottom of pandora's box is that JBL's voice is almost gone. By the 47 minute mark, it'll be gone. Just hang tight, team. We'll make it.

[JerryvonKramer]

Surprised they just called Bruno the greatest champ ever.

It's a subtle repositioning sans Hulk.

[Death From Above]

HHH career Mania entrance highlight package could be a weird art house movie directed by Alan Parker.

 

I would watch a Werner Herzog version redone to some random Popul Vuh song.

[Laz]

Disappointed that I tapped out so early. I can only imagine how much happier I am about the state of pro wrestling without having watched anything after the Women's title match.