Alberto Del Rio Suspended

[C.S.]

I think Zeb unfairly gets a bad rap. He was a hot heel manager once upon a time. But the pairing with Del Rio instantly deflated both of them because it was such a bad mismatch.

[Johnny Sorrow]

It was a weird attempt to do something nuanced about politics mixed with the old trope of a wrestler going with a manager he had fueded with.

[jcmmnx]

They gave the guy a clean win over Cena in 10 minutes, and he still couldn't get over. He sucks and his tree of woe double stomp is one of the shittiest finishers ever.

[FMKK]

Lots of talk on Twitter that Eva Marie has been popped too and an official WWE announcement is on it's way.

 

I really hope it's an angle!

[El-P]

Mental picture of three ways between ADR, Paige & Eva Marie.

[sek69]

Mental picture of three ways between ADR, Paige & Eva Marie.

 

 

ADR = all time GOAT if true,

[FMKK]

What was he doing, sniffing cocaine off of them?

[El-P]

 

Mental picture of three ways between ADR, Paige & Eva Marie.

 

 

ADR = all time GOAT if true,

 

 

You don't call him El Patron for nothing. I wonder who took the others finisher though.

 

(can't wait for the Alberto Youshoot V2.0, he was such the clean family one in version 1)

[FMKK]

I really hope they do trolly Eva vignettes on TV while she's away taking about how she can't wait to return to the ring etc.

[sek69]

They did those in NXT when was in Paris filming Total Divas and it was great.

[El-P]

They filmed some Total Divas in Paris ? Interesting. Wonder where they went. Well, probably not in the places I used to go.

[C.S.]

Jonathan Coyle (Eve Marie's husband) is preparing to wage war!

 

"When the public finds out why my wife was unjustly suspended they will be absolutely outraged! Official statement and facts coming soon."

https://twitter.com/Jonathan_Coyle/status/766385612601430017

[sek69]

Well this is about to get hilarious.

[goc]

"Official statements" after a suspension never go well.

[sek69]

They should have had Eva's voice over guy announce her suspension.

[Grimmas]

https://www.kayfabenews.com reports

 

[bREAKING] Undertaker suspended after Wellness Policy test reveals he is a dead man

[C.S.]

Eva's not only late to her matches, she's late with her paperwork as well.

 

I am disappointed that this suspension has occurred, yet understand and respect that WWE upholds their Wellness Policy to the letter and won’t compromise on its integrity.

 

I violated policy by not turning in portions of required paperwork in the time frame WWE Medical deemed timely. I look forward to my return! Thank you for your support.

 

http://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/eva-marie-releases-statement-suspension/

 

What a wacky reason for a suspension. I can see why her husband was so pissed off.

[goc]

Reading between the lines that seems like "they asked me for proof that I had a prescription and I didn't have it at the time" TMZ is saying that it was Adderall which means the WWE is turning into NFL with the Adderall suspensions now.

[Johnny Sorrow]

Well, Adderall is basically pharma blow. The Eighties are back, but it's pharma now instead of an asshole you have to put up with.

[Loss]

Always seemed like when they did push Del Rio, he was never over at the level they wanted him to be.

[Mad Dog]

ADR is one of those guys I could never see wrestle again and be totally content with my life.

[Coffey]

ADR is one of those guys I could never see wrestle again and be totally content with my life.

 

He just doesn't work in WWE, for whatever reason. He seemed like a big fish in a small pond when he was in Lucha Underground though. He had the aura of a superstar there. I wish he would have never went back to WWE.

[El-P]

He's gone. Hopefully he goes back to LU, but he wasn't happy the last time and there's no way he gets the same sweet deal now. From his Youshoot (where he played family man and shit, which is kinda funny now), he seems to have a real inflated sense of his value and talent.

[sek69]

 

ADR is one of those guys I could never see wrestle again and be totally content with my life.

 

He just doesn't work in WWE, for whatever reason. He seemed like a big fish in a small pond when he was in Lucha Underground though. He had the aura of a superstar there. I wish he would have never went back to WWE.

 

 

This. He was good there, in AAA, and even the few times he was in ROH. For whatever reason what he has doesn't seem to translate well to WWE. Seems like his only option left now since he burned all his bridges last time would be TNA since they wanted him before.

[C.S.]

Has Alberto ever been in NJPW? That could be an option for him. I only remember him going to LU/AAA last time he left WWE, but I could be wrong. Either way, he royally fucked both of those feds over.