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The Pro-wrestling Curve of Attractiveness


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Look at all those married mofos going "my wife this my wife that". Take a risk will ya ? What do you really think ?

 

Yeah, The Rock is legit handsome. But what about the work ? You mean the boob job ?

 

Definitely curious what other prominent work he's had that I'm missing.

 

It may be pure envy, but Tanahashi certainly has some terrific hair. I'd put that on my head any day even if I could never pull it off :)

 

I think Daniel Bryan was pretty good and normal looking pre-beard.

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Look at all those married mofos going "my wife this my wife that". Take a risk will ya ? What do you really think ?

 

Yeah, The Rock is legit handsome. But what about the work ? You mean the boob job ?

 

Definitely curious what other prominent work he's had that I'm missing.

 

It may be pure envy, but Tanahashi certainly has some terrific hair. I'd put that on my head any day even if I could never pull it off :)

 

I think Daniel Bryan was pretty good and normal looking pre-beard.

 

 

Tanahashi is absolutely one of the most handsome men in all of wrestling. Rush is also incredibly handsome and Naito definitely has that roguish charm about him. Those are probably my top 3.

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And, I know this will be a controversial opinion, but I think Tinieblas Jr has the best-looking mask in all of Pro Wrestling.

You are absolutely right.

 

 

JVK mentioned Ted, and I agree. Might also have the nicest sounding voice in pro-wrestling history, too. Magnum TA in his prime was quite a looker - not so sure how the 'stache stands out in a more modern setting.

 

Also, no one mentioned Ibushi yet? I agree that Tana is this weird, fabulous mix of handsomeness with gorgeous hair, but Ibushi is also himself really cute.

 

But to me, the best looking guy in professional wrestling today is Dr. Wagner Jr. Just breathtaking.

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Magnum TA in his prime was quite a looker - not so sure how the 'stache stands out in a more modern setting.

 

He looked like a 80's porn actor. Seedy as shit. Plus forcing himself on Baby Doll ("She likes it !") really drove that point home.

 

Rusev is actually quite a good looking guy, as his recent leaner, cleaner look demonstrates.

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Rusev is actually quite a good looking guy, as his recent leaner, cleaner look demonstrates.

This thread has officially become "my smark favorite is damn handsome too."

 

What's next? Kenny Omega being praised as the second coming of George Clooney? :D

 

Finn Balor I can see people saying he's cute and all, but it's just that he's so... bland. He is a very nice guy (of the legit kind I hope) and his interactions with Bayley surely did a lot to get him lots of fans, but in terms of looks I just don't see his charm.

 

He's bland...as a wrestler. Doesn't affect his looks one iota.

 

I'm not a fan of Finn the wrestler either, but he's genuinely good-looking, unlike Ricky Morton or Tommy Rich.

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And, I know this will be a controversial opinion, but I think Tinieblas Jr has the best-looking mask in all of Pro Wrestling.

You are absolutely right.

 

 

JVK mentioned Ted, and I agree. Might also have the nicest sounding voice in pro-wrestling history, too. Magnum TA in his prime was quite a looker - not so sure how the 'stache stands out in a more modern setting.

 

Also, no one mentioned Ibushi yet? I agree that Tana is this weird, fabulous mix of handsomeness with gorgeous hair, but Ibushi is also himself really cute.

 

But to me, the best looking guy in professional wrestling today is Dr. Wagner Jr. Just breathtaking.

 

 

Forgot all about Wagner. He's handsome as hell.

 

Minoru Suzuki in his younger days was pretty good-looking as well.

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He's bland...as a wrestler. Doesn't affect his looks one iota.

 

I'm not a fan of Finn the wrestler either, but he's genuinely good-looking, unlike Ricky Morton or Tommy Rich.

 

My take on that is one's perception of attractiveness goes beyond physical appearance, and depending on how one sees another, a good looking person might end up being average to the eye of the beholder, and vice-versa.

 

While all you say is indeed true, my perception of Finn being really bland "downgrades" his overall attractiveness, you know.

 

Contrast that with my first post in this thread: Ric Flair wasn't exactly beautiful, but he carried himself like really no one else did, and that surely counts for his attractiveness - and I think that also applied to people like HBK and CM Punk. Likewise, Bryan being this wholesome person makes him stand out more amongst others.

 

How would people here rate the Hardy's?

I see the appeal. While I don't think either is particularly good looking, them coming into the Fed being long-haired pretty boys with distinct syle and charisma sure made people take notice. Jeff taking his shirt off to reveal a slim physique always worked (and kinda still does) to make people scream with joy.

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My previous post, before the original topic was moved here to this thread...

 

Yeah. I'm a straight male and everything, but I know PLENTY of chicks (some even non-fans) that have made remarks about Orton's looks.

 

I attended a house show in 2009 - not long after he reemerged with the sleeved out tats - and there was a whole flock of chicks there, at this non-televised show, with signs and cleavage spilling out of their skin-tight tops in support of Orton.

 

In 2000 fucking 9. Imagine if he had come along in the Attitude Era. This dude would've slain some strange.

 

And you're kidding yourself if you think girls didn't love them some HBK back in the day. Plenty of biddies thought he was the bee's fleas back in 97 and even into 98, when he was just popping in all pilled to the gills to do the commissioner gig.

 

In the broader sense, it's absolutely true that personality - and especially confidence - amplifies that attractiveness. I believe that applies to both men and women in all cases.

I've also heard Ambrose talked about here & there in recent years. Every bit as much as Roman, really.

 

But Rollins though? Is that a thing, too? Never would've guessed. I realize I'm not the demo or whatever, but the guy looks ratty af.

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I think Kimberly Page is a classic pro wrestling beauty.

Agreed + Liz.

 

During the era of Sable and Torrie Wilson, I was really attracted to Nidia. Still am.

Agreed.

 

+ Sunny in the 90's of course.

 

If the Karate Hottie was in the WWE and not the UFC, she'd easily be at the top of my list.

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I briefly had a roomie who was insanely homophobic, and I loved mentioning that Justin Gabriel was hot and had a sweet ass. Number one, it's true; and number two because he'd flip out and get all flustered and mad at me. 😀

My ex wife thought Rick Rude was sexy and when she first went to an ROH show with me, she told me she thought CM Punk was hot. And this was blond hair and basketball shorts Punk.

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Well, I thought he had a horse kinda face. And he looked dumb as fuck too. I guess if you like the dumb jock style, it can pass for attractive, but really… Abs and other muscles don't do the trick unless you have no brain either.

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Rusev is actually quite a good looking guy, as his recent leaner, cleaner look demonstrates.

This thread has officially become "my smark favorite is damn handsome too."

 

Lana disagrees.

 

Look, as a straight guy who has never seen Rusev in person, I'm clearly more qualified to judge his looks than his wife!

 

 

He's bland...as a wrestler. Doesn't affect his looks one iota.

 

I'm not a fan of Finn the wrestler either, but he's genuinely good-looking, unlike Ricky Morton or Tommy Rich.

My take on that is one's perception of attractiveness goes beyond physical appearance, and depending on how one sees another, a good looking person might end up being average to the eye of the beholder, and vice-versa.

 

While all you say is indeed true, my perception of Finn being really bland "downgrades" his overall attractiveness, you know.

 

Contrast that with my first post in this thread: Ric Flair wasn't exactly beautiful, but he carried himself like really no one else did, and that surely counts for his attractiveness - and I think that also applied to people like HBK and CM Punk. Likewise, Bryan being this wholesome person makes him stand out more amongst others.

 

Fair enough, as I feel the same way about Torrie Wilson - drop dead gorgeous but comes across as such a useless, brainless bimbo with nothing upstairs that it's impossible for me to find her attractive.

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Look guys, what we really need to get to the bottom of is what C.S. thinks about Torrie Wilson.

It's simple: She's drop dead gorgeous, but also comes across as drop dead dumb. The latter doesn't appeal to me.

 

Same as KawadaSmiles not finding Finn Balor handsome because he's bland in the ring.

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Look guys, what we really need to get to the bottom of is what C.S. thinks about Torrie Wilson.

It's simple: She's drop dead gorgeous, but also comes across as drop dead dumb. The latter doesn't appeal to me.

 

Same as KawadaSmiles not finding Finn Balor handsome because he's bland in the ring.

Can you please hop off the fence and tell us your feelings on Torrie already?

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