Log Posted February 23, 2021 Report Posted February 23, 2021 5 hours ago, clintthecrippler said: Think about all of the galaxy-brained people that work within WWE. Now think about the fact that Austin Aries, TJ Perkins, and Low-Ki were all so galaxy-brained that THOSE PEOPLE said "sure, you can have your release" during time periods where they weren't granting releases to anyone. What did TJP do? I never heard about him. Quote
C.S. Posted February 23, 2021 Report Posted February 23, 2021 The thread title makes me smile every time I see it. Kudos to Kawada "Bubba" Smile on achieving perfection. Quote
KawadaSmile Posted February 23, 2021 Author Report Posted February 23, 2021 38 minutes ago, Log said: What did TJP do? I never heard about him. Besides being kind of a creep, dude is on the covidenial side of things. He even mentioned his granny caught it Quote
sek69 Posted March 10, 2021 Report Posted March 10, 2021 I love how this is like the opposite of the Ric Flair thread. When that gets bumped I'm all "oh Jesus, did Ric die?" and when this one gets bumped I'm all "oh boy can't wait to see what stupid thing he did next". Also all these idiots that go on and on about "toxins" don't seem to realize the human body already comes equipped with something to clean those out, it's called a liver you morons. Quote
El-P Posted March 10, 2021 Report Posted March 10, 2021 One thing is for sure, Austin Aries being an idiot is not a theory. It's been proven by scientific facts. Quote
NintendoLogic Posted March 10, 2021 Report Posted March 10, 2021 You know what, I think we can close the book on this thread and Aries in general. There's no chance in hell of him being involved with any wrestling promotions people actually watch any time in the foreseeable future, and his plea-for-attention tweets almost never reach double digits in replies. He's not even relevant enough to ratio. He's Val Venis tier. Quote
Log Posted March 10, 2021 Report Posted March 10, 2021 I wouldn't mind seeing someone book Aries again. Just so long as it's in a match with Nick Gage and Gage gets paid a little extra to make sure Aries shuts his mouth for a while. Hell, let's do the same for Joey Ryan. Quote
Robert S Posted March 10, 2021 Report Posted March 10, 2021 8 hours ago, El-P said: One thing is for sure, Austin Aries being an idiot is not a theory. It's been proven by scientific facts. So should Austin Theory change his ring name to Austin Scientific Facts? Quote
El-P Posted March 10, 2021 Report Posted March 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, Robert S said: So should Austin Theory change his ring name to Austin Scientific Facts? Considering where he works, he should probably rename himself Austin QAnon Theory. Quote
C.S. Posted March 31, 2021 Report Posted March 31, 2021 Any idea what happened here? Good riddance though. Edit: He apparently posted this whopper before he deleted his account. What a delusional, infuriating, little piece of shit. Quote
MoS Posted March 31, 2021 Report Posted March 31, 2021 I think he tried to threaten Sapp (something like meet me face to face and say this shit) and Sean completely no-sold him. Dunno what led to the actual suspension though Quote
Johnny Sorrow Posted April 1, 2021 Report Posted April 1, 2021 Man, I briefly met Aries back in 2005 after a ROH show and he seemed like a humble, quiet dude in a bad suit jacket. I laugh every time he shows what a dummy he is nowadays. Quote
PeteF3 Posted April 1, 2021 Report Posted April 1, 2021 Of course it's too late to read it and I haven't found any screen caps, but apparently it wasn't so much that SRS no-sold him as called his bluff, but did it in a very casual manner--something like, "Sure, what time?" Quote
sek69 Posted April 1, 2021 Report Posted April 1, 2021 Aries seems like every bully you run into in school who talks all kinds of shit then cries when someone gets tired of his shit and decks him. Quote
El-P Posted April 1, 2021 Report Posted April 1, 2021 Austin Aries vs SrS is like the lamest internet feud ever. The guy who doesn't believe in the germ theory vs the guy who makes up news. No one is a winner. Quote
Coffey Posted April 1, 2021 Report Posted April 1, 2021 42 minutes ago, sek69 said: Aries seems like every bully you run into in school who talks all kinds of shit then cries when someone gets tired of his shit and decks him. He's also very obviously got a Napoleon complex going on. Tiny lil' sumbitch. Quote
KawadaSmile Posted April 1, 2021 Author Report Posted April 1, 2021 I like to think that the Power of Negativity got his ass suspended/made him deactivate. Quote
C.S. Posted April 1, 2021 Report Posted April 1, 2021 8 hours ago, El-P said: Austin Aries vs SrS is like the lamest internet feud ever. The guy who doesn't believe in the germ theory vs the guy who makes up news. No one is a winner. How does SRS make up news? He seems like one of the more credible guys to me. Did I miss some bad reports or something? You're not confusing him with Ryan Satin, by any chance, are you? Quote
El-P Posted April 1, 2021 Report Posted April 1, 2021 No. In other news. Meltz on WOR, as they were talking about vaccines : "BTW, you know who's a complete idiot ?" I was hoping he would say the words... "Austin Aries !" The way he said it with that emphasis indicating that the answer was obvious cracked me up (well, that and the question about the Bunny). Quote
MoS Posted April 1, 2021 Report Posted April 1, 2021 2 hours ago, C.S. said: How does SRS make up news? He seems like one of the more credible guys to me. Did I miss some bad reports or something? You're not confusing him with Ryan Satin, by any chance, are you? There was the thing a few months back where SRS reported that Ivelisse and Rosa threw shoot strikes at each other during their match on AEW, which apparently was not exactly true. Not sure about the particular details though Quote
cm funk Posted April 1, 2021 Report Posted April 1, 2021 4 hours ago, El-P said: No. In other news. Meltz on WOR, as they were talking about vaccines : "BTW, you know who's a complete idiot ?" I was hoping he would say the words... "Austin Aries !" The way he said it with that emphasis indicating that the answer was obvious cracked me up (well, that and the question about the Bunny). So many dumb people in wrestling these days I didn't know where he was going, (neither did Bryan) but that cracked me up too... I don't personally even know anyone who's gotten covid, much less died of it. I know dozens of people who've been vaccinated at this point, including relatives and family friends ranging from 70's-90's, and they're all fine The funny thing is, if you're an observer and follower of conspiracy theories and culture like I am, and have an interest in it in a macro sense, everyone who's been in it for a long time thinks people like Aries and Q people are fucking idiots. There's actual like an internal generational war between old head conspiracy theorists and the one's who seemingly just came around in the last 5 years and can't separate the wheat from the chaff.......but that's getting way off topic Quote
Rah Posted April 2, 2021 Report Posted April 2, 2021 On 4/1/2021 at 2:26 AM, PeteF3 said: Of course it's too late to read it and I haven't found any screen caps, but apparently it wasn't so much that SRS no-sold him as called his bluff, but did it in a very casual manner--something like, "Sure, what time?" Quote
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