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Johnny Sorrow

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  1. If Taylor had delivered promos like "I say, I say that Bobby Heenan is about as sharp as a bag of wet mice." , it would have worked.
  2. See if you can pick out the awesome Bill Hicks joke I totally stole. First person to name it on twitter @titansowrestlin gets a shout out next show where I'll say whatever you want.
  3. Oh yeah, Taylor's heel run towards the end of UWF was fucking awesome. His promo with Magnum explaining his actions is pro wrestling perfection.
  4. Vinnie Vegas exuded personality. As dumb as it was, it was Nash's first chance to have a personality as a character. Van Hammer was a cipher.
  5. Blackjack Mulligan and Kendell Windham drew money. BOOM! I'll be here all week, try the veal.
  6. On the day AFTER Mania, they had bald Vince and Trump on the Today show, which surprised me. Oh and as far as babyface Shawn as champ goes, I was flipping to Nitro as well but not because of Shawn. Because of the rest of the RAW being shitty and Nitro being something new.
  7. How dare you insult Voyager like that.
  8. The new one with AJ Styles is pretty good. Hearing AJ vent on all the stupid shit TNA has done was fun.
  9. Again, I doubt the locker rooms and rings the green young Indy guys were in were meetings of the Quakers. And I still say that "I could have worked in ECW but 'drugs' " is bullshit.
  10. You should pay Johnny Sorrow a dollar for stealing his premise.Hoo Hoo, they're ripping me off, Robin.
  11. If Orton could actually ever be himself, as evidenced in that great interview with Rosenberg from last year, he'd get over as fuck as a good guy. He came off so cool and real there.
  12. Booker's short run on top as King Bookah was so great.
  13. Weren't Ascension worse when they had an intro where it looked like they hung out in Gotham City and were gay Batman villains?
  14. We fucking kill on this show. If there's a funnier wrestling podcast I'll eat my hat.
  15. Johnny Sorrow

    Current WWE

    Yes, and then HHH could be Harley Race to Randy and Seth's Dick Slater and Bob Orton (hey!) I was thinking Paul Jones, Manny Fernandez, and Jimmy Valiant. Of course, I ALWAYS think about that.
  16. Johnny Sorrow

    Current WWE

    I haven't seen RAW yet, but if they had had HHH offer a briefcase full of money to Seth, Seth appears to be turning it down only to clobber Ambrose with it, then it'd be awesome.
  17. The problem wasn't weed though. Bourne was using that fake weed that's actually dangerous .
  18. SEIG HEIL! (I kid, I kid)
  19. Johnny Sorrow

    Current WWE

    For a guy who normally doesn't give a shit about women's matches, I really, really enjoyed Charlotte vs Nattie.
  20. Johnny Sorrow

    Current WWE

    I'm digging Adam Rose's face Adrian Street mannerisms.
  21. Johnny Sorrow

    Current WWE

    Heyman making fun of the Cole interview with Tyson and Natty was gold.
  22. I'm guessing the joke I was trying to do stunk, as my point was to make fun of people using "slut" as a derogatory term. I blame myself, as apparently my delivery failed. It seemed rather obvious to me that I was going for an amazingly obvious joke on guys being dumb, but typing jokes is a crap shoot, no matter how fucking obvious they may be.
  23. Part two with James Storm is also fucking great. The two of them breaking down punches in wrestling is some seriously great shit.
  24. The latest is part one with Bully Ray and it's fucking awesome. The talk about the TLC match from that Vegas RAW is fucking incredible, especially Jericho talking about how he yelled at Vince to go into the locker room and thank all the guys in the match, and how hurt they were, especially Bubba who had a crazy serious concussion. And then how pissed they were about how that show ended with the start of Katie Vick, cause all anyone would remember was that shit and not what they did.
  25. The thing about the High Flyers stuff is the actual footage shows that they were super over and not getting booed or made fun of by the crowd . Again, maybe that's what Dave saw in Cali, but all the footage I've seen doesn't show anything like that.
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