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Well, those armchairs look pretty comfortable I must admit. This is the greatest no-name Royal Rumble ever. Even the Del Rio 40 guys edition had more meat.

This match just needed three rings and Jim Powers to be totally complete. Don't forget about...THE YE-TAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Cracked me up. Just as Roadblock showed up on my TV. At least I believe it's Roadblock.

We're not even past halfway and it's been mostly a complete bore. End this show already.

This match just needed three rings and Jim Powers to be totally complete.

I must say I'm getting more and more uncomfortable with each reaction shots devoid of any adult woman...

Yeah ! And tweet about it too !

Goldust... well... He would not have been booked in 96.

This is right out of World War III. Which was predictable, but still...

French announcer Christophe Agius legit didn't recognize the guy from the Revival.

The sumo fan in me is kinda offended.

I'm sure Mike Kanellis is glad he got fly (EDIT : forgot how this verb works) away from his pregnant wife for this.

Ok, so how many times are we gonna go "This guy still employed ?" tonight ? I for one, had no idea Sin Cara (whoever he is now) was still on the payroll.

Yes. But you missed Finn Balor wearing his rainbow LGBT friendly trunks. Just kidding. 50 guys... damn... Is Bryan winning this ?

He's Luger. #HouseShow1994 Ok, let's do this thing, this card is ridiculously long and not very good at all. And kinda. Awkward to watch.

People are stupid. On the last WOR show Dave just talked about how awful and racist the US has been in the past and how it's still very problematic today for women and minorities. People trying to portray him as a racist either have an agenda or are complete dumbfucks (like this girl who tweeted about Cedric Alexander, what the fuck did she not understand about a perfectly articulated sentence ? English is not even my native language and there was nothing ambiguous at all about it to me). There.

Agreed. Agreed.

The fuck finish had me me rolling.

What the fuck is this match ?

Exactly. It's not hard to understand at all. He's talking about segregation. He's saying it would be like having a show where blacks wouldn't be allowed, and then "making up for it" by booking an all-black show. How awful and racist does that sound ? Well, that's segregation and that's the show we're watching tonight, and having an "all-women" show would not make up for it at all.

Seriously. Him and Lana could be, should be the main event act.

Best match of the show. And I'm not even kidding.

It's kinda the best Taker vs Kama casket match ever. #1994HouseShow

Taker lost his balance just throwing punches. He needs DDP Yoga. BTW, Christina Russel is killing me on the App. Yeah, I'm bored.

I have to be up in 2 hrs anyway so I can't tap. Might have to pull a Mania and nap during Roman though. Damn. Wish you courage for tomorrow (well, later today).

Can't wait for the camera shot of the Royal Family not giving a single fuck and wondering who the fuck is Roman. "Wait, we paid for this guy ? Where is Dwayne Johnson ?"