The Jerry Saggs fiasco

[Grimmas]

I just noticed there is a lot of hoopla over Jerry Sags getting votes and Knobbs not... well I goofed. I think going down the list of nominees that didn't get votes, I saw Jerry Stubbs and read it too quickly and deleted Jaggs.

 

JERRY SAGGS RECEIVED NO VOTES.

 

I apologize for this mistake and I hope everyone can breath easier now.

[Dylan Waco]

Look over it again. Saggs was my number 1.

[Grimmas]

Look over it again. Saggs was my number 1.

Who wants to tell Parv?

[El Boricua]

 

 

Look over it again. Saggs was my number 1.

Who wants to tell Parv?

Let him sleep. Let him have one last dream.

[PeteF3]

Saggs was *definitely* better than Knobbs. Actually pretty underrated offensively and of course he didn't get as long of a slow decline phase due to his career ending.

[Cap]

Not a single vote? This is the internet for Christ sake. I expected better, more nuanced trolling.

[goc]

Not a single vote? This is the internet for Christ sake. I expected better, more nuanced trolling.

Well I did rank Dolph Ziggler at #2. Because he is the shits.

[Death From Above]

The bigger crime is not one vote for my boy Brian Knobbs.

[NotJayTabb]

The Jerry Saggs Fiasco sound like they'd perform a wonderful set of 60's, 70's and "modern" rock covers every Friday night at your local bar.

[Woof]

The Jerry Saggs Fiasco sound like they'd perform a wonderful set of 60's, 70's and "modern" rock covers every Friday night at your local bar.

 

Not gonna lie, if I saw that on a marquee I'd step in for a beer or two.

[ohtani's jacket]

Can we get a set list for the JSF?

[NotJayTabb]

I don't imagine the JSF pull out too many surprises in their set. Probably open with their signature song Bad To The Bone and close with a raucous rendition of Wild Thing. The penultimate song would see Saggs' sensitive side, as he performs a powerful rendition of Lorraine Ellison's Stay With Me, which he'd use to scout for suitable one night stands swaying at the bar.

[bradhindsight]

I feel like we need a sub-forum named "The Jerry Saggs Fiasco" now.

[Stiva]

Can we get a set list for the JSF?

 

I feel like they'd have a woman singing a couple of tunes, in which case, Black Velvet is on there.

[victory]

Well this is disappointing. I really wanted to see what pic Steven would of posted for Saggs.

[JerryvonKramer]

For those not on Twitter, some backstory to this angle.

 

 

[victory]

That's awesome.

[El McKell]

Welp that's pretty hilarious and it feels really appropriate with the McCarthy thing that it turned out there was no Jerry Saggs voter

[NotJayTabb]

 

Can we get a set list for the JSF?

 

I feel like they'd have a woman singing a couple of tunes, in which case, Black Velvet is on there.

 

Oh absolutely. Someone needs to crack out Bad Reputation while Saggs pops to the bar

[Eegah]

Id hope the Jerry Saggs Fiasco would throw in "Mustang Sally" Always gets a good reaction at the type of facilities they will be at.

[Cross Face Chicken Wing]

A Jerry Saggs Fiasco set (actually, any set from any terrible bar cover band ever) wouldn't be complete without a horrible cover of "Don't Stop Believing"

[Cap]

I feel like the Jerry Saggs Fiasco would be really into puns and would do lots of faux punk covers, thereby trying to appeal to and in turn generally disappointing (almost) everyone all at once. I think "Don't Stop BaallleeEEdin'" would be one the JSF would be PRETTY proud of.

 

Also, forget a beer or two. If I saw a flyer (lets face it, they aren't playing anywhere with a marquee) for this I would go in and immediately start power drinking until they were done.

[southofheavy]

Life in the Fast Lane, Gimme Three Steps, Rock and Roll (the drummer totally botches the drum intro), Some Kind of Wonderful, China Grove...

 

I feel like there might be some Night Ranger in there. Definitely some Bad Company and Foreigner.

[Cap]

So much Bad Company.... So so much

[goc]

For those not on Twitter, some backstory to this angle.