Greatest Royal Rumble?

[Gutenberger]

Who is Hiroki Sumi?

[Richeyedwards]

Huh when did kensuke sasaki gain so much weight?

[KawadaSmile]

What the fuck

[C.S.]

YOKOZUNA'S SON!!!*

 

*Just like Big Show was Andre's son

[El-P]

I'm sure Mike Kanellis is glad he got fly (EDIT : forgot how this verb works) away from his pregnant wife for this.

[Boss Rock]

Ok, so how many times are we gonna go "This guy still employed ?" tonight ? I for one, had no idea Sin Cara (whoever he is now) was still on the payroll.

 

Match with Joe last week was his first in ages.

[Viking Hall]

So, was the sumo guy signed?

[Matt D]

That was a pretty good use of Viktor.

[El-P]

The sumo fan in me is kinda offended.

[Coffey]

When you have 50 entrants, you're going to have A LOT of jobbers...

 

I feel like there's maybe eight entrants that won't be sheer disappointments.

[Gutenberger]

SWOGGLE!

[C.S.]

Holy shit! Fucking HORNSWOGGLE with the biggest pop of the night!!!

[KawadaSmile]

HORNSWOGGLEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Gutenberger]

That was no elimination, he never went over the top rope...

[El-P]

French announcer Christophe Agius legit didn't recognize the guy from the Revival.

[Coffey]

TOP GUY Primo Colon!

[KawadaSmile]

How the fuck are the Colons still employed

[KB8]

How many times has Ziggler skinned the cat already?

[Gutenberger]

There is your woman on the card. Francesca.

[El-P]

This is right out of World War III. Which was predictable, but still...

[C.S.]

LOL @ Tony Nese

[Coffey]

TOP GUY Bo Dallas! That's my pick right there. He's the winner! He's a thoroughbred. Comes from a good bloodline. This is his moment to shine and get the WWE Universe behind him!!

[Mad Dog]

I like how I was on my lunch when this show started and it's still going on when I get home.

[Richeyedwards]

New day have had a lot of spots in this jobber section of the rumble.

[Matt D]

You have to figure Bryan's been looking forward to work with Dash.

 

The people on the hard cam knew who Kurt was for sure.