Wrestlemania 34

[El-P]

Hey, the cool girl with a braid from MYC !

[El Dragon]

The Horsewomen get entances, though I get why.

[GSR]

I'm weirdly attracted to Sonya for some reason. Oh, and Taynara in the Battle Royal!

[El-P]

Bayley is cosplaying as Aztec Jarrett?

 

More like Rocky Maivia.

 

well looks like this is the Hunter and Steph's entrance for tonight:

 

 

 

 

Ok, so we don't get the American Badass.

[El Dragon]

Wow, they have been fucking terrible with the timing on the ads tonight.

[The Thread Killer]

Sadly subdued match. Neville vs Aries was head and shoulders better

 

That's exactly what I was thinking. I like Cedric and Ali a lot, but Neville and Aries were awesome last year.

[El-P]

The Rock with the best promo of the night.

[ShittyLittleBoots]

KAIRI!

[NintendoLogic]

Carmella's definitely cashing in tonight.

[Matt D]

They're trying here at least. I liked that little NXT unity movement.

[KawadaSmile]

Brazil being represented in Wrestlemania. That's a 2nd!!! 1st actually yess

[Matt D]

Then they ruined it with "I'M ORANGE!"

[Richeyedwards]

ORANGE IS MY COLOUR

[SteveJRogers]

Cena is drinking beer before he supposedly wrestles. Puts the whole thing in doubt for me, honestly.

 

Most likely a bottle of O'Douls (or whatever non-alcoholic beer sold at The Superdome) in the cup.

[El-P]

Then they ruined it with "I'M ORANGE!"

 

I legit cracked up !

[Matt D]

I swear that Sonya moves like Balrog from Street Fighter II. You guys won't be able to unsee it now.

[The Thread Killer]

Did somebody decide that we now need to have dialogue during the matches? The "heart and soul" jawing back and forth crap in the Cruiserweight match, and now all this shouting in the Women's Battle Royal makes me wonder if one of the WWE writers decided that what the matches really need is scripted dialogue during the action.

[El Dragon]

Holy Shit a fucking 450.

[KB8]

Bianca Belair’s braid is unbelievable! How has nobody stepped on that thing?

[C.S.]

Too many fucking commercials.

[KawadaSmile]

STRAP THE ROCKET TO BELAIR AND NEVER LOOK BACK

[El-P]

This Women's Battle Royal is much better than the guys'.

 

#OVERRATEWWEWOMENMATCHES

 

But no, seriously.

[Al]

On second thought, maybe they shouldve named this after Moolah.

[KB8]

Have they actually done anything with Sane after winning the MYC? Feels like she’s kind of floundered.

[spookysaku]

I fucking dig that hair gimmick