KawadaSmile Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 Just the dumbest fucking thing ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-P Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 #5 : Make Pro-wrestling Great Again This is getting more and more idiotic with every news. Can't wait for the next one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-P Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 #6 is totally a motivational post on Facebook from some random Karen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-P Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 #1 and #2 but #5 What ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-P Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 #3 is kinda redondant. If you tap out, you quit, if you can't stand up, you are probably knocked out. Who wrote this shit ? Hey, if that ensures we never see Adam Scherr anywhere near a company I care about, GOOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-P Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 #4 but #5 What ? Seriously, everything in this is fucking gold !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blehschmidt Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 #9: No Lucha, because our wrestlers don't wear masks. #10: Let's Go Brandon and This Is Awesome have the same amount of syllables. You know what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted March 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 1 hour ago, El-P said: #3 is kinda redondant. If you tap out, you quit, if you can't stand up, you are probably knocked out. Who wrote this shit ? I imagine kicking your opponent's leg out of their leg is a viable strategy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted March 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 But for real this feels like a cheap version of RAW Underground. While I fucking loved those segments, I cannot imagine having a whole damn promotion revolve around that concept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkdoc Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 EC3 threw in a subtle Nazi dogwhistle too, nice Even fellow antivaxxer Nia Jax wants nothing to do with them, probably since they’re playing to the kind of crowd that doesn’t want women wrestling at all I do hear that you get paid $600 minimum per appearance there though, so I wouldn’t really begrudge a jobber going there as a one-off. Signing with them full-time, on the other hand… EDIT: And the cherry on top - after their matches (sorry, “fights”), the ring announcer doesn’t say who won. He says “[MAGAchud] has CONTROLLED HIS NARRATIVE” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NintendoLogic Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 And their first event took place at a bar that also featured an Uncle Kracker cover band. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sek69 Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 47 minutes ago, funkdoc said: EC3 threw in a subtle Nazi dogwhistle too, nice He's been making an awful lot of less than subtle Nazi references, like referring to the number 88 then acting surprised-but-not-really when told of the Nazi connotations (88 is used by white supremacists because H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, so 88=Heil Hitler). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blehschmidt Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 37 minutes ago, NintendoLogic said: And their first event took place at a bar that also featured an Uncle Kracker cover band. Seriously. In all of this stupidity and weirdness, that is the stupidest and weirdest thing I've ever heard. I'd start a Crash Test Dummies cover band before an Uncle Kracker cover band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirEdger Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 RD Reynolds over at Wrestlecrap is licking his chops and already preparing his next Wrestlecrap induction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDuke Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 The fight is with yourself not your opponent reminds me of the Monty Python sketch where the wrestler wrestles himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Brown Koko Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMJ Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 FIghts go as long as they have "too." Bruhs, first of all, you meant "to." Second, ending a sentence with a preposition is okay, but not great. For guys trying to control their narrative, they should probably brush up on their elementary school Language Arts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Slice Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 Nah, intelligence is for dummies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotJayTabb Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 "Chaos ensues in the PROJECT PIT" made me laugh out loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoS Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 Why are "matches" and "professional wrestling" in quotes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WingedEagle Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 Is there actually a money mark that makes this some kind of a cash grab or just a bunch of meatheads finding someone to make memes and content that amuse them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Migs Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 18 hours ago, NintendoLogic said: And their first event took place at a bar that also featured an Uncle Kracker cover band. Seriously. There's enough Uncle Kracker songs for a whole band? Or do they just play Follow Me for an hour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blehschmidt Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 https://twitter.com/chicagomadepunk/status/1504286454264082432?t=dhs8jLgq1_roB5Vf5JNc7A&s=09 Apparently EC3 is controlling his narrative by sticking needles in his ass. Holy Shit. (Sorry, I don't know how to embed tweets) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted March 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Migs said: There's enough Uncle Kracker songs for a whole band? Or do they just play Follow Me for an hour? They gonna play the X-Factor theme. Whatchu lookin' at? 16 minutes ago, Blehschmidt said: https://twitter.com/chicagomadepunk/status/1504286454264082432?t=dhs8jLgq1_roB5Vf5JNc7A&s=09 Apparently EC3 is controlling his narrative by sticking needles in his ass. Holy Shit. (Sorry, I don't know how to embed tweets) Dude is looking like that fucking cockroach from Guyver, holy shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strobogo Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 All natty dawg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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