Control Your Narrative: when you totally get Fight Club

[Sweet Brown Koko]

 

I haven’t had a chance to watch this at all. I let a portion of Part 2 play with no sound. Someone will have to let me know what’s going on or I might have to circle back to see how off the rails this stuff is.

 

**EDIT: They made the videos private now.**

[NintendoLogic]

You know what, I'd actually order one of their shows if they promised to have everyone come out to Headstrong.

[sek69]

Those rules would make for a 100% better show than what we're likely to get. 

[KawadaSmile]

I have no words

[Johnny Sorrow]

No powerbombs because they're too gay is the funniest part of this clusterfuck. " Can't have a dick in my face that I want to suckle like a baby calf on its momma's teat while I control my narrative!"

[Al]

That behavior is reserved for people who don’t belong in the locker room.

[Log]

It's funny that they're so sensitive about moves when one of their main guys' signature move is running around the ring while choo-choo sounds play.

[JRH]

With Aries also working with the NWA, is anyone worried they might just merge with the NWA? I'd like to think Corgan wouldnt allow that, but stranger things have happened.

[NintendoLogic]

I don't see why he wouldn't. After all, the NWA TV champion is a Fox News sex pest. And isn't Corgan himself kind of a kook?

[Rah]

Corgan fits very snugly in the CYN club.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/billy-corgan-compares-social-justice-warriors-to-cults-maoists-kkk-203875/

[NintendoLogic]

Apparently that storyline where Shane mocked Braun for being stupid was a shoot.

[El-P]

These guys are fucking clowns.
Speaking of which :

Who is not shocked at this latest development ? 

[sek69]

Someone who's known for posting barely concealed white supremacist dog whistles is going to be in CYN? I'm shocked! Shocked!. Well not that shocked. 

[C.S.]

8 hours ago, NintendoLogic said:

Apparently that storyline where Shane mocked Braun for being stupid was a shoot.

To be fair to Scherr, I didn't know what "based" meant either.

With that said, he is a profoundly dumb man, ridiculously thin skinned, and clearly has severe emotional maturity issues. 

He made a complete fool of himself yesterday squabbling with Buff Bagwell on Twitter and ended his rant by referencing the "iwc."

Exactly who does he think knows about CYN? The same "iwc" he disdains. Idiot!

Imagine being this dumb.

How does he think any of this helps himself or CYN?

Yeah, we're talking about him and his Fight Club fed, but talk does not translate into dollars and cents.

I'm pretty certain none of us are going to spend a penny supporting him or his company.

[sek69]

It was pointed out on Twitter that he could have gone on an indy run right off his WWE release and make cash, or sign with someone like Impact and get a decent deal (not WWE sized, but they'd overpay to get him), but instead he spent all his time online making himself unemployable to everyone but MAGA Pro Wrestling.

[KawadaSmile]

Word is that he had his fees so high, companies took it as "don't even try".

Roman and Sami Zayn made this man look like a star.

 

What bothers me is that the whole "based" debacle was after he displayed a surprisingly ok stance on trans people. Way to make your W have a big asterisk.

[sek69]

24 minutes ago, KawadaSmile said:

Word is that he had his fees so high, companies took it as "don't even try".

He did a half ass apology to Buff for coming at him over CYN, being all "I can't believe you'd tear down more working opportunities for the boys" and then got owned for shitting all over the indies when he was a WWE guy.  Dude needs to log off for a bit. 

[The Thread Killer]

Braun’s message to the IWC after making a colossal douche-nozzle out of himself:

 

[Dale Wolfe]

Some people just aren't cut out for the internet man

[Coffey]

The whole CYN "promotion" is just going to provide an easy checklist for wrestlers to not hire/pay attention to for everyone else.