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I don't have much to add, but I am having a shitty day, and I read that last review on my lunch break, and it's the first thing all day that's made me laugh, so Thank for that @El-P!!

Little girls didn't scream when Christian took off his shirt, so he was less over than Matt Hardy. He didn't powerbomb people through tables, so he was less over than Bubba Dudley. For the record, I loved the Dudleys in ECW, and not so much anything that happened after they left, especially not Bully Ray which is one of the stupidest names ever. As for Christian, I'm not sure he really got over (outside of spots in TLC matches, 5 Seconds Poses, and playing the Kazoo) until he cut his hair and got the "CHRISTIAN, CHRISTIAN....AT LAST YOU'RE ON YOU'RE OWNNNNN" music. Somehow Edge, with his wierd face and less talent was the one that was over at that time. (I am actually with you, that of the TLC 6, Christian was the most talented of the bunch. He just wasn't the most over.)

I would second that. Christian was more over than D-Von, but less over than Lita

This is absolutely going to be my favorite part of this. The avalanche of angry tweets from WWE marks who can't find the show they want to watch or just downright hate the new lay out, flooding the Peacock Twitter account is going to be something to see. Like you, I can only assume that NBC has absolutely no idea what they are getting into.

In absolute agreeance about Jim Ross. I remember in 1989 during the end of Gordon Solie's career, they gave him a little segment where he counted down the Top 10, and then recapped and offered his opnion on one of the big angles happening in the NWA. I think this would be a great use of J.R. It keeps him active with the product, but it also has him nice and produced where he can't shit on the product or say things he shouldn't say. In agreeance about all of the people they've brought in, other than Trent. I feel like he was gone from WWE long enough, and his team with Chuck Taylor make a fine enough mid card act that the fans seem to enjoy. But Hager, Hardy, Spears, Big Show, and Christian all feel unneeded. If they had just brought Sting in as a recurring enforcer, or special referee, I would have been okay with it. Him showing up on TNT all these years later, kinda cool. Him beating up guys that are the future of AEW, not cool at all. and please, please get Miro away from Sabian. Penelope Ford is the money in the Sabian act in the first place! As I mentioned before, you have all of the Dark jobbers that they've signed now, who could eventually turn into something, but that's a long ways off. Then you have guys like Luther, Nakazawa, and Billy Gunn and his brood taking up space. They could drop about a dozen people, sign up a couple people like Chris Hero and Jeff Cobb who can come out and have some bangers with pretty much anyone on your roster, and then have spots waiting when someone like Aleister Black and Zelina became available. I really hope WWE and their hoarding of wrestlers doesn't become the standard.

Certainly wasn't overly impressed with the Christian Cage or Ethan Page signings, and it does feel like maybe they are signing too many of the Dark guys. But I have to ask.... Do we have any idea when Aleister Black's WWE contract is up? Because if WWE are just going to let him rot because his wife had the balls to stand up to them, I really hope to see them show up as a pair on Dynamite when he is finished. That would give AEW two viable people that would actually fit in pretty well there, that wouldn't be rookie talent, or over the hill talent. @rovert? anybody?

Well, according to this press release that came out today, the classic content won't be available initially, but should all be ported over by SummerSlam. For some reason that doesn't instill me with confidence about stuff like World Class and Mid-South being much of a priority... ever

I thought the Bucks tag, the tag team battle royale, and the Women's Title match were all very good. After that, the show definitely took a downhill slide. When it comes to the ending of the main event.... They obviously can't ignore this, but they also shouldn't dwell on it. Kingston can simply say that the adrenaline of the situation and the fear for his friends well being caused him to pass out. Eddie is good enough to sell that shit. As for the announcers reaction, I think they just have to ignore it, and go tongue in cheek acknowledging the screw up. If they are going with Omega/Callis purposefully making the explosion suck as the story.... maybe they could play off another famous wrestling fuck up..... How about, this week on Dynamite, we get a video of Don Callis and Omega paying off the "explosives expert." Have the whole video shot from the expert's point of view as Callis and Omega are talking to him. Then at the end have the guy take the money and be like "No problem gentleman. Now let me get back to work." Pivot the camera around to show Fred Ottman grinning, have him slip on a stormtrooper helmet instead of a welding mask, and then he goes back to work on the barbed wire as the video ends.

So, the New Japan guy was using Dave (Fit) Finlay on tours of Japan.... any chance I could bring him into Texas for a while? If so, I would like to drop George Wells, and hire Fit Finlay.

Texas All Star sends Rip Rogers, Fred Ottman, and Billy Joe Travis to Continental for Moondog Rex and Moondog Spot (and a wrestler to be named next weekend)

RPG starting the show by burying Marc Lowrance! Love It! "I wasn't there so I don't know any of that to be true…..I'm sure he cheated, if it even happened at all." LOL....That's awesome!! Tim Horner picks up a nice win in the opener. He'll be looking for a shot at that Junior Title sooner than later. Some dissension in the Platinum Club, but Borne seems like he might actually be doing them more good than harm by taking care of business! Buddy seems like he is taking things real serious tonight, which could spell trouble for Bock! Mighty Goliath is a beast! This guy might finally give Bruno the break he's been looking for!! Fantastic Bockwinkel promo! Deadly serious, and perfectly Nick. Top Notch Man. This match is going to set the tone for Continental. Who is the Fat Friend!! LOL Some big matches coming up in the next few weeks, and that's a nice looking belt! Something, something Jeff Jarrett..... Nice introduction for the Starr Corporation! Looking forward to finding out who their tag team is going to be. With Ayala as his bodyguard, and oodles of cash at his disposal, Chicky is about to be a real big deal around here! Platinum Club gets a win against the enhancement talent. Good thing Regal didn't get pinned in this one! Borne would have probably killed him!! The Nightmares finish off The Moondogs in a bloody cage match! Humperdink walks out on the Dogs! This feud looks to be all done, and The Nightmares show everyone why they are probably the top team in Continental. Oh My.... What a Main Event! Bockwinkel brings home the gold, but that might be the minor story here! Olympia and Borne continue to fight, and Regal just screwed the pooch HUGE! Powder in the eyes of Embry, and a chain filled punch to Buddy. Oh Boy... I can't wait to see the fall out from this! Congrats to Mr. Bockwinkel on adding another title to his resume!! Congrats to Mr. Jackson on another fine week of Continental!

(Taped on Monday March 1st, 1986 and airing Saturday Afternoon March 6th) In Association With... From the world famous Sportatorium in Dallas, Texas and airing on... Richard Myhill's "The Hit" plays as we are shown a montage of the stars and hard hitting action from.... We cut to ringside where... Dark Journey... is standing by with a microphone.... Dark Journey: For those of you who don't know me, they call me Dark Journey, and I am the manager of the Texas Tag Team Champions. My men John Tatum and Jack Victory have been overlooked since the moment they won those titles, but that stops tonight. Normally Marc Lowrance would be standing here right now introducing you to this show, but tonight you get lucky, and you get me instead. So allow me to introduce to you, THE Texas Tag Team Champions, "The New Jersey Heartthrob" Jack Victory and "Hollywood" John Tatum! AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long" hits as Tatum and Victory make their way to the ring. Victory is wearing black tights with red hearts on them, and a matching robe, the outfit topped off with plastic white sunglasses. Tatum is wearing a feathered white robe, and underneath powder blue trunks. They hit the ring and show off the Texas Tag Titles, and do a lot of strutting. Finally Tatum is given the microphone by Dark Journey. John Tatum: Ever since we won these belts back in December, we've been overlooked and underappreciated! Everybody was worried about that stupid tournament, and then they were all talking about the stupid Von Erich's coming home, and now all you hear about is how Black Bart and Ron Bass won the tournament. Well you know what? Good for them! They won a tournament, whoopty doo! We won the Texas Tag Team Titles and we've held them ever since Christmas. But do you hear Mike Lapence out here talking about how great we are? Jack Victory: No! John Tatum: Do you hear these idiot's that come to the Sportatorium cheering for the best tag team in Texas All Star Wrestling, John Tatum and Jack Victory? Jack Victory: No! John Tatum: Do you hear Lance what's his name on USWA, and the drunk guy that Ronnie has to carry every week on Continental mention us? Jack Victory: No! John Tatum: All you ever hear is them talk about how Fat Bart and Yawn Bass won a tournament! Well let me tell ya something, Jack and I are sick of it! Ain't that right Jack! Jack Victory: We sure are! Ever since I got here to Texas, the decks been stacked against me. Frank Dudecheck kept firing all my friends, then when we won the belts they just ignored us. Well, I'm not gonna be ignored! Dark Journey isn't gonna be ignored! John Tatum isn't gonna be ignored! So... Frank Dudecheck... get Fat Bart.... get Yawn Bass....and get them in this ring right now!! John Tatum: We're the champions! We're the best team! So when we beat these two stupid cowboys, all of you Texas lowlifes will have no choice but to acknowledge that we are the greatest!! A round of cheers goes up as Frank Dusek walks half way down the aisle with a microphone and a confused look on his face. Frank Dusek: Are you two telling me that you WANT to defend the titles against Bart and Bass, right now? Inside the ring both Tatum and Victory are nodding their heads and motioning for Dusek to bring them on. Dusek cracks a grin and shakes his head. Frank Dusek: Hey, you boys are the champions. What you want, you get.... -Commercial Break- 1 Fall, 60 Minute Time Limit -"Hollywood" John Tatum/Jack Victory w/Dark Journey vs The Wild Bunch (Black Bart/Ron Bass)- Texas Tag Team Titles As we return from break the action is already under way and we return just in time to see Black Bart nail Jack Victory with a big back body drop! Bart follows it up with an elbow drop, and then heads to the turnbuckle possibly looking for his finish, but Victory quickly rolls out of the ring! Marc Lowrance: This one started off fast and furious Ladies and Gentleman! Bart and Bass hit the ring, and the champions jumped on them looking for an advantage, but they are called The Wild Bunch for a reason! It was a four way brawl until just before we returned from break, and as you can see Bart is currently taking it to Jack Victory! Victory is clutching his back on the floor, and Tatum drops off the apron so that the two of them can have a conference. It only takes a moment for Ron Bass to march around the ring and give them a huge double noggin knocker much to the delight of the Sportatorium crowd! Tatum stumbles off into the arms of Dark Journey holding his head, while Bass tosses Victory back into the ring! Bart is waiting and hits Victory with an inverted atomic drop, and then takes him over with a suplex. Bart tags in Bass who pulls Victory up by the hair and blasts him with a big right hand. Bass nails Victory with a body slam, then drops an elbow for the count of two. Bass pulls Victory back to his feet, but Jack sticks a thumb in his eye and quickly tags in Tatum. Tatum comes in and jumps on the still recovering Ron Bass, peppering him with punches and forearm shots. Tatum whips Bass into the ropes and catches him with a kick to the midsection. Tatum gyrates his hips at Bass, and then hooks him for a suplex. He tries to lift Bass up, but Bass blocks it, Bass then lifts Tatum, and drills him with the Gourdbuster!! Bass rolls over and tags in Black Bart who enters at the same time as Jack Victory illegally hits the ring. Victory takes a swing at Bart, but Bart ducks it and gives Victory an atomic drop, the momentum of which sends him up and over the top rope to the floor! Bart turns around and sees Dark Journey getting up onto the apron, and he heads over and plants a big old kiss on her! The Sportatorium pops huge for that one, and the handful of powder she was planning to use goes flying harmlessly in the air as she waves her hands around in disgust! When Bart lets her go, she drops off the apron and is wiping her face and screaming! Bart turns around in time to see that John Tatum is getting back to his feet, gives him a swift kick to the stomach, and then drops him with a big piledriver. Rolls him over for the cover, One, Two, Three!! Winners, AND NEW Texas Tag Team Champions: The Wild Bunch (Black Bart/Ron Bass) The Sportatorium is going crazy as Bart and Bass are handed the Texas Tag Team Titles! Bill Irwin and his Texas Television Title are out to the ring very quickly, and as the show heads to commercial, The Wild Bunch are celebrating in the ring with newly won championship gold for the second week in a row! -Commercial Break- Marc Lowrance: Well, since I didn't get to do this earlier... Hello Everyone! Welcome to the World Famous Sportatorium in Dallas, Texas! Welcome to Texas All Star Wrestling, right here on the new home of the world's best professional wrestling, the USA Network! I'm your host Marc Lowrance, and as you just saw we have new Texas Tag Team Champions! Apparently John Tatum and Jack Victory didn't like the attention that the winners of the David Von Erich Memorial Tag Team Tournament had been receiving, so they decided to take it upon themselves to throw out a little challenge. Well, Black Bart and Ron Bass aren't men who back down from a challenge, and now they are the new Texas Tag Team Champions! It was just last week we saw "Wild" Bill Irwin win the Texas Television Title, so The Wild Bunch is definitely on a roll right now. Speaking of champions, as if what we've already seen wasn't enough, in our main event tonight we will see "Cowboy" Scott Casey defend the Texas Heavyweight Title against "El Jefe" Jose Estrada. The bad blood has been brewing between these two for some time now, and tonight it will come to a head in a match for the top prize in Texas. We will also see the "Crippler" Rip Oliver along with his manager Percival Pringle III, and it seems that after months of anticipation, tonight we will finally find out who or what "Luscious" is. But right now, let's head down to the ring where DJ Peterson is set to make his Texas All Star debut. 1 Fall, 10 Minute Time Limit -DJ Peterson vs Jack Spade- Peterson was looking in great shape as he made his first appearance in Texas since his time in World Class several years back. He used his power to toss Spade around the ring, dropping him with a press slam, and throwing him a good distance on a hip toss. He more or less toyed with him for a few minutes before putting him away with a Diving Shoulderblock from the Second Rope. Winner: DJ Peterson Marc Lowrance: I am here with your winner, DJ Peterson! DJ Peterson: Thanks Marc. I want to start by saying that it's real good to be back in Texas. I've been all around the United States, but the people here are the best wrestling fans in the country. Now, the reason I've come back to Texas and come to Texas All Star is because the last time I was here, I never managed to bring home any championship gold. I know this was my first match back, and I have a long way to go to earn a shot at any title. But that's my goal Marc. I want to wear some of that Texas Gold. Marc Lowrance: Well best of luck to you DJ, and with performances like that one, you have to think you'll be in contention real soon. DJ Peterson: Thank You Marc. Thank You Ladies and Gentleman. Marc Lowrance: Ladies and Gentleman, we'll be right back, and hopefully we will find out what this Luscious thing is all about. Don't go anywhere!! -Commercial Break- As we return from break we see Marc Lowrance still standing next to the ring with the microphone. Marc Lowrance: Ladies and Gentleman, we are still trying to find out whoever or whatever Luscious is. But so far nothing has... Wait a moment, it would appear that someone is heading toward the ring. Coming down the aisle is a monster of a man, somewhere around six and half feet tall, probably around three hundred pounds of solid muscle. His head shaved bald with a dark black mustache and a soul patch, this mountain of muscle is wearing leather pants, black boots, and no shirt. He comes to stand next to Marc Lowrance. Marc Lowrance: Are.. Are you Luscious? This monster of a man looks down at Marc Lowrance and slowly shakes his head No. He then nods toward the aisle way from which he just entered. The camera pans over and for several moments there is nothing at all, then a commotion in the crowd. Then a woman appears walking toward the big man and Marc Lowrance. She is wearing black high heels, black evening gloves, and a tight black dress that leaves little to the imagination. She arrives next to Marc Lowrance and gives him an up and down appraisal. Marc Lowrance: Are you Luscious? "No Marc Lowrance, I am just Woman." Marc Lowrance: and who is this? Woman: That is just Man. Marc Lowrance: Then what is Luscious? Woman: Something... in between.... The lights in the Sportatorium drop to near darkness and stay that way long enough to make the crowd start buzzing. Then a single spotlight shines into the aisle way for several moments, then that spotlight turns a shade of deep pink. "Welcome to The Pleasuredome" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood begins to pump into the Sportatorium as lights begin to strobe near the aisle way. Then someone steps out wearing a large feathered robe done up in yellow, orange, and pink. Their face is obscured by an elaborate Mardi Gras style mask as they slink down to ringside. The music continues to play, and the pink light follows them as they slowly walk toward the ring. Once they reach the area where Marc Lowrance, Woman, and Man are standing, the lights go dark and the music stops. When they come back on, another stands next to Marc Lowrance..... Marc Lowrance: Luscious? The man turns to Marc Lowrance and stares at him for an uncomfortably long moment. Then he reaches out and runs a finger down the cheek of Marc Lowrance, around and under his chin then up to his lips, stopping in a shushing motion. The Texas fans as you can imagine are already booing all of this heavily. "Yes Marc Lowrance. The weeks of anticipation are over, and "Luscious" Lanny Poffo has finally arrived in Texas All Star Wrestling and I assure you, Nothing.... will ever be the same. Marc Lowrance: I...uhh....what.....ummm..... "Luscious" Lanny Poffo: I understand Marc Lowrance. Standing next to one such as myself, you find yourself confused, unsure of yourself. It's natural to wonder about that which you don't understand. I assure you that all of the men and women of Texas are feeling the same thing at this very moment. Wondering, dreaming of what it's like.. in between. Now, while you compose yourself Mr. Announcer Man, I am going to slide deep into your ring and show a very little boy, what a big, big man I really am. Ta Ta Marc. Poffo gives a smirk to Lowrance and slinks past him. Woman pats Marc on the cheek as she goes around him, and Man shoulders past as Lowrance just looks confused. 1 Fall, 10 Minute Time Limit -"Luscious" Lanny Poffo w/Woman & Man vs Shane Tylor- Poffo rolls into the ring and literally skips over to his corner. He leaps up and lays across the top rope, waiting for the referee to finish checking the opponent. When the bell rings Poffo puts one hand behind his back and offers his hand to his opponent, Tylor slaps it away which brings a smile to the face of Poffo, who then lashes out and blasts him with a huge left handed punch with the hand he had behind his back. From that point on, Poffo is vicious in his attack, stomping on Tylor's head and back. Stomping with both feet onto his stomach, drilling him with jumping knees to the side of the head, and just pounding him with various strikes. Finally, Poffo does a back handspring and hits a picture perfect dropkick that sends Tylor to the canvas. Poffo then prances to the turnbuckles, climbs up, and hits an amazing Backflip Splash right onto Tylor for the One, Two, Three. Winner: "Luscious" Lanny Poffo -Commercial Break- Marc Lowrance: Ladies and Gentleman, welcome back to Texas All Star Wrestling. I'm uh... I'm honestly not sure what to say about "Luscious" Lanny Poffo, or Woman, or any of what we've just witnessed. I've run into a lot of strange characters during my time in the wrestling business, but that was the strangest by far. I never thought I would say this, but let's head to The Fiesta Garden and try to get some sense of normalcy back to this show! We cut straight to a close up of the smiling face of Al Madril. He is standing on the small stage that is the set for The Fiesta Garden! On each corner of the stage is a large plastic cactus wearing a sombrero. On the wall behind the stage is a large banner with the words Fiesta Garden done up in the colors of the Mexican flag. It has several balloons and streamers tastefully arrayed around it, and a small pinata hangs down from it as well. Standing behind Al Madril, dressed in an all red Karate Gi is Ron Slinker who is as stone faced as always. Al Madril: Hola Mi Amigos! Welcome back to the number one show on the USA Network! Welcome back to The Fiesta Garden! I am of course your host, the one, the only, Alberto Madril! The man standing behind me looking like he could take on the army by himself? That would be the head of security here at The Fiesta Garden, Mr. Ron Slinker. A multiple time Karate champion and quite possibly the toughest man in all of Texas! Say Hello Ron! Slinker leans forward, casts a sideways glance at Al, and deadpans.. Ron Slinker: Hello Ron. Al Madril: Tremendous! Ron Slinker, Ladies and Gentleman! Madril pauses for a round of applause but only gets loud boo's from the Sportatorium crowd. The smile never leaves his face however. After a moment he continues. Al Madril: So, tonight we have a very special guest here on The Fiesta Garden. We have a man of character. A man of high moral fiber. A man who came from nothing and has built himself into something to be respected, something to be admired. A man who recently was viciously assaulted by low lifes, but has decided not to let that stop him from reaching his goals. So Please, join me in welcoming to The Fiesta Garden, the esteemed Percival Pringle III!! That certainly does nothing to make the fans any happier, and the boo's grow even louder when Pringle actually appears. On top of his usual obnoxiously loud suit, he is wearing a neck brace and walking with a cane. He slowly makes his way to The Fiesta Garden stage, and when he arrives he and Al make a big show of getting him onto the stage in his "condition." Al Madril: Now Percival.. Percival Pringle III: Alberto, since you aren't a low life like Marc Lowrance or these people, you can call me Percy! Al Madril: Hey!! I appreciate that! You can call me Al! So Percy.. I know you don't want these terrible injuries to define you, but I think we at least need to discuss them. Percival Pringle III: Well Al... Both men stop and share a big grin. Percival Pringle III: At the tag team tournament, I was unfortunately representing two good for nothing losers who promised me that they'd bring me home that Hundred Thousand Dollars. Well, they didn't even make it out of the first round! So I went in the ring to inform them that I no longer required their services, and they assaulted me! Al Madril: After you invested your time, your money, and your knowledge in these men. They did that to you. What pieces of garbage. Percival Pringle III: Oh, they most certainly are! But, I got the last laugh, because those men are no longer employed here! My lawyers took care of that! Al Madril: That'll show 'em! Percival Pringle III: But you know what the worst part was Al? Al Madril: What's that Percy? Percival Pringle III: When those men were attacking me, these no good, degenerate Texans were cheering for them! Madril mocks a look of shock. Al Madril: You mean the same no good, degenerate Texans that are here in this building right now? Percival Pringle III: Yes Al. The very same same no good, degenerate Texans. The boo's are deafening Al Madril: Well Percy, these people certainly aren't know for their class. Percival Pringle III: or their intelligence. Al Madril: I'd be afraid they might be getting mad that we're insulting them, but since I am talking at a normal speed, I just assume they can't keep up! Madril and Pringle share a big laugh as the crowd continues to boo. Pringle clutches at his "injured" neck after laughing too hard Al Madril: Sorry Percy, don't want you to make that neck worse, so let's stick to business. Now that you are out of the tag team business, tell me about what you do have going on. Percival Pringle III: Well Al, here in just a minute you are going to see my man "The Crippler" Rip Oliver in action. He is a technician inside that ring and will gladly break down anyone they put in that ring with him. So right now, on behalf of Mr. Oliver, I am challenging "Wild" Bill Irwin to put that Texas Television Title on the line. The Crippler is looking forward to cracking Bill's shoulder like he cracks that whip, and bringing me home a shiny gold belt! Al Madril: Well Percy my friend, best of luck to you and Mr. Oliver, and Thank You so much for being a guest on my Fiesta Garden. Percival Pringle III: Oh No Al, the pleasure was all mine. It's nice to do an interview with someone around here that doesn't look like they drive a van with the words Free Candy written on the side. Madril and Pringle share another big laugh as the show fades to commercial. -Commercial Break- 1 Fall, 10 Minute Time Limit -"Crippler" Rip Oliver w/Percival Pringle III vs Dak Ramsey- Oliver viciously attacked the arm and shoulder of Ramsey from the moment the bell rang. From basics like hammerlocks and standing armbars, to bodyslams with the arm behind the back to dropping knees on the shoulder joint, it was an all out attack. Finally after several minutes of this, Oliver dropped Ramsey with the Shoulder Breaker, then locked on a Fujiwara Armbar which drew an immediate submission. Winner: Rip Oliver Marc Lowrance: Rip Oliver certainly living up to his nickname tonight as this young man is cradling his arm and appears to be injured. Pringle and Oliver appear to have their focus on "Wild" Bill Irwin and the Texas Television Title. That would certainly be a hard hitting affair! Ladies and Gentleman, we will be right back with our main event for the Texas Heavyweight Title! Don't go anywhere!! -Commercial Break- 1 Fall, 60 Minute Time Limit -"Cowboy" Scott Casey w/Sunshine vs "El Jefe" Jose Estrada- Texas Heavyweight Title Estrada is just oozing arrogance tonight, sauntering around the ring, smirking at Scott Casey, and at one point blowing kisses to Sunshine. Once the action starts though, his attitude quickly changes as Casey is all over him. Several times Estrada ducks out to the floor to escape the barrage of Scott Casey. That said, the opening minutes were all Casey as he relentlessly went after El Jefe. Estrada finally managed to get some offense when he raked the eyes of Casey and caught him with a swinging neckbreaker. El Jefe then went to work on Casey and showed a fair bit of agression that we hadn't really seen from him since the Cocoa Samoa match. He caught Casey with a second neckbreaker, and then locked on a Sleeper Hold, but Casey managed to fight out of it, just when it looked like he might be finished. Estrada headed up top and went for a Flying Clothesline, but Casey ducked and Estrada crashed and burned. Casey was slow to go after Estrada, still recovering from the Sleeper, but he pulled him up off the mat and whipped him into the ropes. Estrada was able to duck a clothesline attempt by the champion, and on the rebound both men went for a clothesline, resulting in both of them being down on the canvas! The referee began his count and both men struggled back to their feet around the count of eight. Estrada charged Casey, but Scott leapfrogged over him and caught him with a dropkick on the turn around. Casey was up first, and when Estrada was about half way back up, Casey nailed him with a Bulldog! It took Casey a few extra seconds to get him turned over, but he covered and the referee counted One, Two, Thr... Fidel Sierra and Ricky Santana hit the ring and began laying the boots to Scott Casey! The referee immediately called for the bell and tried to pull the two men off of Casey, but only got thrown out of the ring by Sierra for his efforts. Santana and Sierra pulled Casey off of Estrada and were working him over with punches when Johnny Mantell hit the ring in street clothes! Mantell started firing away at Sierra and Santana and appeared to be getting the upper hand when Estrada recovered enough to stiff arm Mantell in the groin! Johnny dropped next to Scott, and the three members of The Cartel started putting the boots to both men. Just as it appeared Sunshine was about to get involved, a skinny young man in a cowboy outfit hit the ring with a bullrope! He started swinging the rope, and after landing a good shot on Sierra, the three members of The Cartel headed for higher ground! Sunshine entered the ring, and along with Sam Houston helped Scott Casey and Johnny Mantell to their feet. Winner, by Disqualification: Scott Casey Marc Lowrance: Scott Casey had El Jefe finished, but Sierra and Santana made sure that didn't happen. Casey's Gunslinger partner Johnny Mantell came out for the save, but the numbers disadvantage was too much for them. But just when it looked like The Cartel was going to do some serious damage, Sam Houston arrived on the scene! Sam is a long time friend of Scott and Johnny, and he certainly wasn't going to sit back and watch this go down. The Cartel certainly didn't seem to like the numbers when they were three on three. Alright Ladies and Gentleman, that's all for Texas All Star Wrestling this week. We thank you so much for joining us, and be sure to tune in next time. Until then, I'm Marc Lowrance, saying stay tuned for our friends at Continental Wrestling up next, right here on the USA Network!

Right off the bat we get a huge announcement about The Happening! Funk and Rhodes are doing it again! Quick comments from both men, and you can already tell it's gonna be another good one!! Adrenaline Rush is a great name, and as always you never fail to build a stacked tag division! The Stud Stable outsmart The Fabulous Ones, which probably wasn't that hard... but the Studs are quickly turning themselves into one of the most hated acts in the USWA. When the Fabs do get their revenge, the fans are gonna go wild! Loving the Rocky Johnson push, and the feud with Morrow. Still amazed at what you've done with Morrow. Already looking forward to their match at The Happening!! Fucking Gagne... Damn! Iaukea and Nagasaki put the beatdown on BJS! Glad I sent Nagasaki your way, he fits in perfectly with the Iaukea Army. I'm sure Strong will be looking for revenge real soon! Bruise Brothers! They make short work of some scrubs and then tell Bodacious how it is! Love this team, and them feuding with the Vin Family could be a lot of fun!! The King has arrived!! Man, I can only imagine the heat that the crowd would have given Welch for this. I mean, Lawler could have piledriven Santa Claus in these parts and people would have cheered him, so this guy calling himself the King... Yeah, instant heat! "Win a match for the Gipper" got a big laugh from me. Good Stuff. LOL. People give Morrow such a hard time, but look at this, Heart of Gold on that man! Going to visit his hard luck buddy in the hospital. That is what friends do Lance! The Kansas Jayhwaks arrive in the USWA fresh off of beating up Percy Pringle, and they immediately make friends with the former champions Karachi Vice! This should be a fun little fight when it happens! Thornton is running his mouth against an unknown commodity in Canek. Hopefully St. Clair can back it up. If not, at least "The Reign" isn't at stake. Holy Crap!! Iaukea's Army vs Colon/Stomper/Strong in an elimination cage match!! AND Slater and The Fabs vs Tully and The Stud Stable also in the cage!! Good God Man! You are certainly making The Happening a.... happening! (I see what you did there!!) and if all that isn't enough, Spoiler vs Super D... Mask vs Mask!! Well, I wish I hadn't scheduled my next big show the day after The Happening, because Holy Shit, your show is STAACCCCKKKEEDD!! Great Stuff!! USWA is on Fire!

Realistically, who could AEW bring in that wouldn't come off as just a WWE cast off or another over the hill guy and would still fit the bill of Potential or Would Be "Hall of Famer" and be a big enough deal to make people happy CM Punk or Brock Lesnar? I mean, I suppose it would depend on how you want to define Hall of Famer. A guy like Chris Hero has probably done enough in the indies and around the world to be considered a Hall of Famer to certain people, but would be viewed as a huge disappointment by most. They could bring in a big name from Japan or Mexico that would be Hall of Fame worthy, and a large portion of the audience might not know it. The person who mentioned Cena having a show debuting on TBS is an interesting thought. They did put the white boy rapper in the match with a mystery slot when I thought for certain the other guy was winning that match. Cena arriving and verbally slaying him with a battle rap or whatever would be pretty funny.

Watching some May 1986 World Class, and they are showing matches from the 3rd Parade of Champions. In the Rude vs Brody match, Brody throws Rude over the top rope and gets DQ'ed. In the Von Erich's vs Freebirds, 6 Man Elimination, Canadian Lumberjack match.... Lance throws Gordy over the top rope, and that somehow eliminates him from the match? Gotta love Rules in Wrestling!

Texas All Star sends "Killer" Tim Brooks to the NWA for "Rotten" Ron Starr

Great opener between two young studs here in PCW. I think big things are in store for Mr. Simmons here. A big win in the opener in a tough match that would have surely gotten the crowd going. The battle of Hawaiians in Hawaii is a great choice for match two, and was nicely played. Adams uses his size to dominate, but then Steamboat shows his skill and tenacity and outsmarts the opponent. I can picture the camera flashes as he soared with the Flying Crossbody! A good old fashioned tag team brawl between two rival teams! Knobbs and Steiner's hard hitting offense against Smiley and Scorpio's technical and aerial attack! We get the full out brawl as they go all over the building! Nice!! Dog Pound picks up a big win, and we get a show of sportsmanship at the end. You can't ask for a whole lot more! Wow! Busick gets a win over Hansen!! That's a huge W on his resume. At this point in their careers, Bigelow and Busick as a team is great pairing. Just two big bruisers kicking ass. I like it! Before I even read the description, Midnights vs Badd Company... Fuck Yeah! Smart move by Hyatt to bring some extra help to the ring to counter Corny and Bubba. It also leads to a classic between two fantastic teams. This one will probably be hard to top for match of the night. Huge win for Badd Company. A 20 minute time limit between Orton and Taylor. If Orton was in the drivers seat, every chance that one would have been boring. But if Taylor was keeping Orton moving, and forcing him to work, that could be a hell of a lot of fun! It's cool to see Windham and Rotunda together in this game. Atlas and Cameron is one hell of a duo! This was definitely a close one, but the experience of Windham and Rotunda looked to be the deciding factor. You certainly have one heck of a tag division going here!! Duggan and Rose brawl all over the place and we get a No Contest. Yeah, that seems right! The feud must continue!! Good Lord, I hope they reinforced the ring for Bubba vs Blackwell!! Bubba smartly takes out the big mans wheels, and then with a little help from Corny and the racket, that is all she wrote for Big Jerry. Damn, Regal and Brookside over the Hart Foundation!! HUGE push for these youngsters!! Severn and Young pick up a win over Black Gold (great name) but there definitely seems to be some big time dissension. Should be interesting! and Los Guerrero's fall! Another pairing of youngsters brings home the gold! Owen and Pillman have a division full of nasty teams that will be gunning for them. Gonna be a hard road! Oh Man... lots of going ons in the next one. Tracy Smothers ends the reign of Al Perez and wins the California Title, then takes control of his stable and turns on Gary Young!! Mr. Smothers stock just shot up BIG time!! The Wild Bulls have certainly taken the Pacific by storm! Big, big win for them as they bring home the Pacific Tag Title and put down Cabin Fever. Like I said earlier... You have built quite the tag division here! With new champs all around, the action is going to be hot around here!! Eddie Gilbert as Heavyweight Champion is awesome. Love me some Gilbert, and I am glad to see him being used so well. Really enjoy Adams too, so this is an awesome main event in my book. Fantastic match, well played. Eddie barely pulling it out to finally conquer the guy he couldn't get that big victory over is a great ending for your big show. Well Done Man!!

Kevin. I am really sorry buddy. I just had a massive change of plans, and well, I am shit canning a bunch of people I recently hired cause I don't need them anymore. Texas All Star releases: Goldie Rogers, Ric McCord, Ted Allen, Joe Savoldi, Mark Starr, Kelly Kiniski, and Nick Kiniski Texas All Star will hire: George Wells also Mongolian Stomper is still listed in the Free Agents list and should not be.

Texas All Star will hire Goldie Rogers, Ted Allen, and Jimmy Del Ray (as Jimmy Backlund)

LMAO.... Wow.... Carl Fergie just got fucked harder than a virgin on prom night! I can't wait to see the fallout from this one! Who was in on it? Who is aligned with who? This is going to be a ton of fun! Great segment with Bockwinkel and Landel!! Two of the top talkers in the game come face to face!! I thought that's what the "P" stood for popped me big time! Whether Bock makes it to the finals or not, I hope these two continue to interact! Holy Shit! What a line up on the tournament!! Literally every match in the first round could be a main event! and the USA Saturday Afternoon wrestling block is complete!!! Texas All Star and Continental go back to back on Saturday afternoons, immediately after the Cartoon Express! Ronnie Garvin using the KO Punch and not the Garvin Stomp is going to draw a negative review from me on that segment of the show! I see The Rich Cousins learned absolutely nothing from their time in Texas, and I Love It! He has long teeth!! Fantastic! A new Dirty White Boys with Tony Anthony and Doug Gilbert? Yeah, that could work! Well, that didn't work! But Goliath starts whipping Armstrongs until the cavalry arrives! If folks aren't careful, Bruno may put together a dangerous stable under their noses!! Fujinami over Sato in some Japanese action! Good way to establish Fujinami with the crowd here. and the main event breaks down into a total shit show!! Perfect way to end the last episode of TV before you head to cable!! Things are shaping up for a HUGE debut on the USA Network next week! Continental is very quickly progressing from that regional feel into a big promotion feel. I can't wait to see what goes down in the tournament, and what goes down next week!! Great Stuff Brother!!

(Taped on Monday February 22nd, 1986 and airing Saturday Afternoon February 27th) In Association With... From the world famous Sportatorium in Dallas, Texas and airing on... Richard Myhill's "The Hit" plays as we are shown a montage of the stars and hard hitting action from.... We cut to ringside where Marc Lowrance is standing by with a microphone. Marc Lowrance: Hello Everyone! Welcome to the World Famous Sportatorium in Dallas, Texas! We are here today for another exciting edition of Texas All Star Wrestling, right here on the new home of the world's best professional wrestling, the USA Network! That's right Ladies and Gentleman, starting today and every week from here on out, Texas All Star Wrestling will come to you Saturday's at Noon only on the USA Network! Now, coming off the heels of the incredible David Von Erich Memorial Tag Team Tournament, we have quite a line up of action for you here today! "El Jefe" Jose Estrada will be in singles competition, and you have to believe his Cartel won't be far behind. We will see the Texas All Star debut of Pat and Randy, The Rose Cousins. One half of The Gunslingers, Johnny Mantell will be in singles competition, but to kick things off, we are going to see Brian Adias defend the Texas Television Title against none other than "Wild" Bill Irwin! As we all saw last weekend, Irwin's Wild Bunch partners Black Bart and Ron Bass survived thirty one other teams to bring home the trophy and the hundred thousand dollars when they won the David Von Erich Tag Team Tournament. Before the tournament ever began, Texas All Star Commissioner Frank Dusek warned "Wild" Bill that he had better keep his nose out of the matches, and apart from showing up with a bullwhip to run some people away from ringside that were looking to cause trouble, Irwin kept his nose clean, so Dusek made this match to show his appreciation. 1 Fall, 30 Minute Time Limit -"Wild" Bill Irwin vs Brian Adias- Texas Television Title The Sportatorium crowd was hot for both men, and the match started with a handshake much to their delight. Adias grabbed the advantage early in the contest, snapping Irwin over with a headlock and working it. Irwin made it back to his feet, but Adias shot him into the ropes and took him down a dropkick, then went right back to it. The opening minutes continued like this as Adias used technical wrestling to frustrate the brawler Irwin. Finally Irwin was able to mount some offense when he elbowed his way out of a side headlock and caught Adias with a swinging neckbreaker. Both men were slow to their feet, and after this the match was a far more back and forth affair. The end came just after the fourteen minute mark, as Irwin shot Adias into the ropes and bent down for what appeared to be a back body drop. Adias was able to put on the breaks however, and pivoted to the side grabbing Irwin for his patented Russian Leg Sweep! Irwin somehow planted his feet and was able to block the move, and shoved Adias off into the ropes. Irwin threw a clothesline as Adias rebounded, but Adias ducked it. Irwin then went into the ropes himself and blasted Adias with a huge bicycle Pump Kick to the face in the center of the ring! Adias went down hard, and Irwin quickly covered him for the One, Two, Three! Winner, and NEW Texas Television Champion: "Wild" Bill Irwin!! It doesn't take more than a moment for Black Bart and Ron Bass to hit the ring and hoist Bill Irwin up on their shoulders. Irwin raises the TV Title high into the air, and the crowd in the Sportatorium is loving it. Bart and Bass put Irwin down, and Irwin helps Adias to his feet. The two of them shake hands, and Adias straps the belt around the waist of Irwin before he exits the ring. The Wild Bunch then go back to celebrating in the ring! Marc Lowrance: Bill Irwin has won the Texas Television Title!! A classy move from Brian Adias, paying respects to the man who defeated him, and now we will take a quick break as The Wild Bunch continues to celebrate in the ring! -Commercial Break- Marc Lowrance: Okay folks, we are back and The Wild Bunch are still in the ring, but it looks like we may have some trouble... "Killer" Tim Brooks and "Mean" Mike Miller have made their way out from the dressing room and are headed toward the ring. From behind the curtain, the Commissioner of Texas All Star Wrestling Frank Dusek rushes past them to cut them off before they can reach the ring. A microphone is handed to Dusek, while inside the ring The Wild Bunch are begging for a fight! Frank Dusek: NO! No, No, No! This isn't happening tonight, or any night. Brooks, Miller, the match you two lost specifically said you were done as a unit. So go your separate ways, and forget about The Wild Bunch. Brooks rips the microphone out of the hands of Dusek and gives him a shove. Killer Brooks: Frank Dusek, you can take that stipulation, and you can stick it where the sun don't shine! Me and "Mean" Mike aren't done with these sissies yet. Dusek who looks beyond angry, rips the microphone back out of the hands of Brooks. Frank Dusek: YOU KNOW WHAT!! FINE!! Tonight in the main event, you two can team together again against Bart and Bass! But if you lose, you're both fired! Dusek slams the microphone into the chest of Brooks and storms past him. Mike Miller gives Brooks a "what the hell have you gotten me into" look, and meanwhile The Wild Bunch is still in the ring looking ready for a war! -Commercial Break- Marc Lowrance: Ladies and Gentleman, welcome back to Texas All Star Wrestling! We've already seen "Wild" Bill Irwin become the Texas Television Champion, and now we know in our main event that Black Bart and Ron Bass, fresh off of their big win in the David Von Erich Memorial Tag Team Tournament will once again do battle with long time rivals "Killer" Tim Brooks and "Mean" Mike Miller. But if Brooks and Miller don't get the job done tonight, they are going to be fired! Huge stakes for those two men. Up next, in singles competition we have a man who has been on quite a role here in Texas All Star Wrestling. He is also a man who has drawn the ire of our Texas Heavyweight Champion Scott Casey and his partner Johnny Mantell. He is "El Jefe" Jose Estrada and along with his Cartel, they are looking to take control of things here in Texas. 1 Fall, 10 Minute Time Limit -"El Jefe" Jose Estada w/Fidel Sierra & Ricky Santana vs Shane Tylor- Estrada is extra arrogant tonight as he opens the match by just bitch slapping Tylor hard across the face. Estrada drags the youngster up by his hair, and then just clotheslines him back down to the canvas with disdain. Estrada grabs the kid again, and this time slaps on a Sleeper Hold and it doesn't take long before the kid is out cold. Winner: "El Jefe" Jose Estrada Marc Lowrance: I am here with your winner, Jose Estrada. Jose Estrada: The name is "El Jefe" gringo loco, put some respect on it when you speak to me. Marc Lowrance: My apologies. Jose Estrada: So! Now that everybody is done worrying about that tag team tournament, maybe we can get back to the business at hand. Maybe we can answer the question that needs answering. Maybe we can find out why Scott Casey is ducking "El Jefe." Marc Lowrance: I don't think... Jose Estrada: Obviously you don't! Because if you did, you'd know better than to interrupt "El Jefe" but you did it anyway. So keep your mouth shut cabron. If you speak again, you may find yourself with a broken arm like Gaywad or whatever his name was. Now, Casey... Mr. Tough Cowboy. If you have any guts at all, you will fight me for that belt, right here, next week. If you don't, if I have to find you, if I have to send my Cartel to get you. Bad things are going to happen to you, to your buddy Mantell, and to that putana that is always running her mouth. Let's go boys. Estrada, Sierra, and Santana walk away from Marc Lowrance, each of them staring him down as they pass. Marc Lowrance: We'll be right back. -Commercial Break- Marc Lowrance: Welcome back to Texas All Star Wrestling on the USA Network. Up next we have singles action featuring one half of The Gunslingers, and the man who pinned the USWA World Heavyweight Champion Terry Funk in tag team competition two weeks again, Johnny Mantell. 1 Fall, 10 Minute Time Limit -Johnny Mantell vs The Bounty Hunter- The big masked man attacks Mantell before the bell can ring and actually gets a minute or so of offense, before Johnny ducks a big clothesline and flattens him with a dropkick. After that Mantell goes to town with a lot of fiery babyface offense, culminating with him nailing his Russian Leg Sweep floated over into a pin. Mantell gets a big ovation from the Sportatorium crowd. Winner: Johnny Mantell Marc Lowrance: Another victory for Johnny Mantell, and you know he will have his eye on the situation with Scott Casey and The Cartel. Speaking of Scott Casey, I am being told that he and Sunshine will be joining Al Madril on The Fiesta Garden a little later in the show to answer the challenge of "El Jefe" Jose Estrada. When we come back, we will see the debut of Randy and Pat, The Rose Cousins. Don't go anywhere. -Commercial Break- As the show returns, we see that Pat and Randy Rose have already made their way to ringside and are waiting with a microphone. They have on matching black ring jackets with a large rose on the back with the word Cousins underneath. Pat is wearing a cowboy hat, and Randy has on a headband. Randy Rose: My cousin and I came to the USWA to make an impact, and right off the bat we beat the Rock and Roll PMS like the two skinny sissies they are. But did we get to compete in the big tournament for the money and the glory? Pat Rose: Nope. They did. Randy Rose: and wouldn't you know they got the crap kicked out of 'em and lost in the first round. Well USWA, if you'd put the Rose Cousins in there, that wouldn't have happened. But you shut us out, so we walked. Pat Rose: Right out the door. Randy Rose: So now we've come down here to Texas All Star Wrestling, to do what we do best, get in that ring and wrestle. Things might be bigger in Texas, but there is no bigger and better tag team than the Rose Cousins. Tell 'em Pat. Pat Rose: That's right! 1 Fall, 10 Minute Time Limit -The Rose Cousins (Randy Rose/Pat Rose) vs Mike Bond/Mike Reed- This one was all The Rose Cousins who worked like a well oiled machine as they took apart the Mike's. Reed got it first as Pat and Randy tagged in and out and just beat him down with bodyslams, elbowdrops, and then a huge double back body drop. They then pretty much tossed him into the corner so Bond would tag in. It was more of the same for him as they constantly tagged and worked him over. Finally Randy headed up top, and Pat scooped Bond up, and the Rose Cousin Bomb was all she wrote. Winners: The Rose Cousins (Randy Rose/Pat Rose) Marc Lowrance: An impressive showing from The Rose Cousins, and the tag team division here in Texas All Star had better be on high alert! Folks, we'll be right back with the Texas Heavyweight Champion Scott Casey on The Fiesta Garden! -Commercial Break- We return from break and we are greeted with the smiling face of Al Madril. He is standing on the small stage that is the set for The Fiesta Garden! On each corner of the stage is a large plastic cactus wearing a sombrero. On the wall behind the stage is a large banner with the words Fiesta Garden done up in the colors of the Mexican flag. It has several balloons and streamers tastefully arrayed around it, and a small pinata hangs down from it as well. Standing behind Al Madril, dressed in an all red Karate Gi is Ron Slinker who is as stone faced as always. Al Madril: Hola Mi Amigos! Welcome to the absolute top rated talk show in all of professional wrestling, The Fiesta Garden. I am your host, your guide, and your friend, Alberto Madril. The man standing behind me, the head of security here at The Fiesta Garden, is a former police officer, a black belt in several martial arts, and a winner of twenty seven hand to hand combat tournaments. His hands are registered as lethal weapons. He is Ron Slinker. Say Hello Ron! Slinker cocks an eyebrow in annoyance as Madril's grin grows in size. With a sigh, Slinker speaks... Ron Slinker: Hello Ron... Al Madril: Ah Haaaa! There it is!! Not only is this man a killing machine, he is also a comedic genius! Ahhh.. that gets me every time. The fans are booing and it only gets louder as Madril takes a moment to compose himself. Al Madril: So, before I bring out our special guests for today, I want to discuss what was happened here. It was just two weeks ago that The Fiesta Garden made it's nationwide debut right here on the USA Network. Now, I know spent weeks running down Brenda Britton, talking about how stupid she was. About how unattractive she was, and how she was just made of bleach and silicone. I know I insinuated that she got her job by being a woman of questionable morals. I know I said that she belonged in a kitchen barefoot instead of on television. I know that I asked what you'd tell Brenda Britton if she had two black eyes, and the answer is nothing, because you'd have already told her twice...... Slinker leans forward and whispers something to Madril. The look on Madrils face changes to realization. Al Madril: Ohhhh Man! I got way off track there!! While I meant all of those things, what I was trying to get at, was that I actually need to thank Brenda! You see, if she hadn't acted like a total whore and thrown herself at Rick Von Vaughn, he never would have come on my show, and I never would have gotten to expose him for being a lying piece of crap! The ratings were astronomical! The USA Network loved it! So much so, that they offered Texas All Star Wrestling a full time spot on the network, ensuring that The Fiesta Garden will truly be the highest rated talk show in all of wrestling... EVERY... SINGLE... WEEK!! All Thanks To You Brenda!!! Madril tucks the microphone under his arm and gives a round of mock clapping while chanting "Brenda, Brenda." Al Madril: Okay! Now that we have that out of the way, let's get to today's honored guests. The Texas Heavyweight Champion "Cowboy" Scott Casey and his manager Sunshine! Welcome them to the show people, Come On!! For the first time since this segment started the Sportatorium crowd is cheering as Casey and Sunshine make their way out to the stage. Casey is in jeans, a button up shirt, a cowboy hat, and has the Texas Title over his shoulder. Sunshine is wearing a flowered dress and doesn't look happy to see Madril. Al Madril: Welcome to The Fiesta Garden! How are you both doing today? Sunshine: Fine. Scott Casey: Madril, I don't wany any funny business out here tonight. Madril puts on his best "Who Me" face, and then cracks a grin at Casey. Al Madril: No problem Champ! Let's get down to business then. Earlier tonight "El Jefe" Jose Estrada insinuated that you are ducking his challenge. How do you respond to that accusation? Scott Casey: Since the day I won this belt, I've fought anyone that's wanted to step into that ring with me. So Estrada can take that talk of me ducking him and shove it. I'm not ducking anybody. Al Madril: So does that mean you are are going to wrestle him for that Texas Heavyweight Championship, right here, next week? Scott Casey: Estrada! Jefe! Whatever you wanna call yourself. I'll be in that ring next week. So you come on down and get what your after, and then the only thing they'll be calling you is loser. Al Madril: Okay!! Anything you'd like to add... Sunshine.... Sunshine: No. Al Madril: What's the matter! Usually you have so much to say. Sunshine stares daggers at Madril. Al Madril: Ohhh! You're afraid I am going to bring up that time you were my manager right before World Class ended, huh? Cause you've worked so hard to make these people forget that you weren't always little miss goody two shoes! Oh Boy...I could tell some stories!! Sunshine hauls off and slaps Madril hard across the face. She rears back for another one, but Slinker grabs her wrist. Scott Casey is about ready to jump on Slinker when Madril cuts in.... Al Madril: Let her go... Slinker lets go of Sunshine, and Scott Casey puts his arm around her and walks her quickly off the stage. Madril is rubbing his cheek, but the grin returns pretty quickly to his face. Al Madril: It looks like that's all for The Fiesta Garden this week! Until next time Amigos! -Commercial Break- Marc Lowrance: Welcome back to Texas All Star Wrestling. Before the break we saw Scott Casey accept the challenge of "El Jefe" Jose Estrada for a Texas Heavyweight Title match for next week. We also saw Sunshine nearly knock the smile clean off the face of Al Madril! Ladies and Gentleman, it is time now for our main event of the evening. We are going to see the winners of the David Von Erich Memorial Tag Team Tournament, Black Bart and Ron Bass, The Wild Bunch take on their long time rivals "Killer" Tim Brooks and "Mean" Mike Miller one more time. Now several weeks ago Bart and Bass beat Brooks and Miller in a match where the losers were no longer allowed to team together here in Texas All Star. However, Frank Dusek has waived that stipulation and allowed this match with a new stipulation. If Miller and Brooks don't win tonight, they are unemployed. You heard that correctly, if they don't win, they are fired from Texas All Star Wrestling! The stakes couldn't be higher for Brooks and Miller, so let's head to the ring! 1 Fall, 60 Minute Time Limit -The Wild Bunch (Black Bart/Ron Bass) vs "Killer" Tim Brooks/"Mean" Mike Miller- "Killer" Tim Brooks charged across the ring and attacked Black Bart before the bell could ring and the brawl was on. Brooks hammered on Bart with sledges to the back, and then started throwing punches to the face. Bart took a good many, but then started firing back with punches of his own, and soon this resembled a boxing match more than a wrestling match. The two continued swinging until ultimately it was Brooks who went to the canvas first. Bart staggered punch drunk to his corner and tagged in Ron Bass. Bass came in and scooped the now bloody Brooks up off the mat and planted him with a body slam, then dropped a big elbow on him that got a count of two. Bass got back to his knees and peppered the forehead of Brooks with a few more big right hands, and that really got the blood flowing down the face of the Killer. Bass pulled Brooks back up to his feet, but before he could plan his next offense, Brooks raked the eyes and stumbled over to tag in Miller. Miller came in and planted a knee to the gut of Bass, then clamped on a front facelock and turned it into a swinging neckbreaker. That got a two count for Miller, who didn't let that phase him and went right to work on the leg of the big cowboy. For the next several minutes Miller worked over the leg of Bass and seemed to be making some decent progress at wearing Ron Bass down. Miller hoisted Bass up and dropped him with a shinbreaker, and was just about to apply a leglock when Killer Brooks reached in and tagged himself in off the back of Miller. Miller stared down Brooks as he got in the ring, and was shaking his head in disbelief as the referee ushered him out. Brooks dropped down and was drilling the face of Bass with punches, then pulled him to the feet by his hair. Brooks drilled Bass with a heabutt, then whipped Bass into the ropes. Brooks went for a back elbow, and Bass tried to duck under, and the two men ended up colliding in the center of the ring!! Bass began crawling toward Black Bart, as Brooks crawled around in a circle trying to get his bearings. Bass got to his feet and was headed toward Black Bart, as Killer Brooks managed to regain his footing. Bass tagged Bart much to the delight of the Sportatorium crowd, and Bart came into the ring with a look of joy on his face. Brooks made it to his corner, and held out his hand for a tag, but instead was met with a huge right hand! Marc Lowrance: Mike Miller Just Nailed Killer Brooks!!! Miller hauled off and blasted Brooks in the face, spinning Brooks into the path of a charging Black Bart who nearly took his head off with a clothesline! Miller didn't even wait around to see what happened next, as he dropped off the apron, waved his hands in disgust, and headed for the dressing room. Bart meanwhile picked Brooks up and planted him with a big bodyslam, then climbed to the second turnbuckle and sailed off with his patented Texas Trash Compactor! He covered Brooks for the One, Two, Three and this feud was now over for good! Winners: The Wild Bunch (Black Bart/Ron Bass) Marc Lowrance: It's all over Ladies and Gentleman!! Bart and Bass are victorious! Killer Tim Brooks and Mean Mike Miller are history!! It is deafening in the Sportatorium!! "Wild" Bill Irwin and his newly won Texas Television Title hits the ring, bringing with him the David Von Erich Memorial Cup and the three members of The Wild Bunch are celebrating as the Texas crowd goes crazy. Marc Lowrance: Ladies and Gentleman, that's all for Texas All Star Wrestling this week. We thank you so much for joining us, and be sure to tune in next time. Until then, I'm Marc Lowrance, saying stay tuned for more fantastic sports programming, right here on the USA Network!

Tony St. Clair puts another one away as The Reign continues! Him vs Canek should be fun at The Happening. South Pacific Connection get themselves another W! I like this pairing a lot. Iaukea's army is ready for war! What a nasty group. Looking forward to the inevitable nasty gimmick match to end this feud. The Funker vs The Superstar should be a fun one! Good promo's from both guys! Terry starting to feel the pressure I think. Spoiler and Rocky vs Morrow and Super D is an awesome freaking tag match! Looking forward to that one for sure!! Bodacious getting a title shot! Kevin Kelly taking out Bob Bloop! We Are Family!! Great Segment!! You've struck gold again with this group. Ohh... next week is going to be huge! The King and Luscious will both finally be revealed!! Oh Damn.... Ox Baker as a manager for Rip and Nord. Fuuccckkk.... I think we know who the next top heel team in the USWA is going to be. Great pairing. Wow! Roop is a veteran, and will definitely give Kelly everything he can handle. Curt Hennig returns and looks fantastic, and then immediately gets saddled with Gagne. Apparently Jarrett wants to make sure he can carry a feud! Wild main event finishes just as I expected! The bullrope match should be a bloodbath, and the Fabs are obviously dying to get themselves a piece of Rob and Jimmy. Should make for two stellar main events. The Happening is already shaping up to be quite the event, and we don't even have a World Title match yet!! Good Stuff Brother!

Texas All Star trades Jeff Gaylord to Lutte for Billy Joe Travis

Think of how spectacular the Frankenstewart will be!

I live in a state that borders Kentucky, and it has never been available here!