Wrestlemania

[Jmare007]

This gotta be Taker's last match. He got Jim Ross for fucks sakes.

[Matt D]

JR did a better job getting down the ramp than half the roster.

[Kronos]

JR!

[El Dragon]

JR did a better job getting down the ramp than half the roster.

 

It's because he started when the video did.

[Ricky Jackson]

The first half was pretty awesome, the middle section with HHH-Orton back to back almost killed me, but Goldberg vs Lesnar saved it and please God make this main event great

[Jimmy Redman]

Hunter gets Biker Steph.

 

Roman gets the same entrance he had last year.

 

#PoliticalHit

[Childs]

So is Taker going to formally retire at the end of this?

[Matt D]

I have subtitles on and it just says [jeers]

[KawadaSmile]

HOLY FUCK

 

NO DISQUALIFICATION

[Kronos]

You gotta hand it to Reigns. Retiring Taker is a no win proposition.

[El Dragon]

I have subtitles on and it just says [jeers]

 

They are honest!

[WingedEagle]

HOLY FUCK

 

NO DISQUALIFICATION

 

I must've missed that.

[Jimmy Redman]

No DQ? Run In City yes?

[El-P]

 

I'm not sharing the love for Goldy vs Lesnar. Yes, it was about what you'd expect. Yes, the first minute or so was fun bomb throwing. But then, basically the final two minutes of the usual WWE formula. Finisher, counter, finisher, kick-out, suplex-city yaddi yaddi yadda. What's the point ? It was fine for what it was. Nothing more. Pointless to me. Infinitely more whatchable than the last two hours of course.

Yes, but you're very tired and grumpy.

 

Lesnar's matches have been nothing for the entire year and it was not different. Goldy's "novelty" had worn off. I thought this was okay. Not exactly what I'd call a particulary good hoss match. They really did the least.

 

Cool entrance and cool moment for Naomi. The match was rushed as hell though.

 

FUCK NO ! NOT THE FUCKING NEW DAY AGAIN ! KILL THIS SHOW ALREADY !

[Matt D]

No DQ? Run In City yes?

 

From who? Kane? Samoa Joe? Rollins and Ambrose? Nakamura? Balor? Rocky? Curtis Axel?

[cowboy hats]

Reigns is only the third man to finish three Manias in a row, right? After Hogan and HHH (20, 21, 22)?

[goodhelmet]

I have subtitles on and it just says [jeers]

They are booing but this crowd is tired. It's not as insanely loud as I thought it would be.

[Microstatistics]

If only the streak was alive, this would be the most heated match in US history.

 

Also yes Jim Ross. I know people hate him but he is the best American commentator for me.

[WingedEagle]

Now that's an entrance I support. Shortcuts to help us get to bed.

[cowboy hats]

 

No DQ? Run In City yes?

 

From who? Kane? Samoa Joe? Rollins and Ambrose? Nakamura? Balor? Rocky? Curtis Axel?

Shield? Stroman? Tatanka? Feel like something's gonna go down.

[Kronos]

JR makes my ears happy.

[El Dragon]

I'd be so appreciative if Taker just spawned in the ring, or close to it.

[El-P]

I sincerely enjoyed the SD women more than Brock/Goldberg. Bill is an act I'm happy to see go, and Brock's been working the same match (save the Reigns war) for three years straight. Naoya Ogawa would at least be beating up more ringside goofs by now.

 

Give it up for Alexa: her offense has been awesomely violent since NXT. Thought her and Lynch both brought it tonight. Naomi's submission is weird if she has to pull her opponent's hair to apply it, but I couldn't tell if if that was intentional.

 

Agreed and agreed. Except for the submission, I thought it looked cool.

 

Ok, so the New Day announced the fake attendance number of the year.

[Jimmy Redman]

 

No DQ? Run In City yes?

 

From who? Kane? Samoa Joe? Rollins and Ambrose? Nakamura? Balor? Rocky? Curtis Axel?

 

 

Yes?

 

I'm holding out hope for the Stacey and Elliott's Divas Invasion Army, but I'll take what I can get.

[cowboy hats]

Undertaker takes Reigns on a roller coaster ride...to hell?