Greatest Royal Rumble?

[KB8]

Well...it was better than Wrestlemania!

 

(maybe?)

[El-P]

The fuck finish had me me rolling.

[El-P]

Well...it was better than Wrestlemania!

 

(maybe?)

 

Agreed.

 

I'm curious if Reigns goes back to normal wrestling for the Joe match or if he stays in this super video game power up mode.

 

Agreed.

[Jimmy Redman]

I AM DEAD AT THIS PILE OF TRASH.

 

Shitty ass match.

ROMAN HIT THE FLOOR FIRST FOR FUCKSAKE.

Roman jobs again bahahahahabahahahahaha.

 

Dead.

[Hegs]

Wrestlemania repeat of signature and finishing moves that neither one is phased by and then the variation of the Snuka Muraco cage match finish. They should have a match in which the following are banned: Superman punch, spear, German suplex and F-5. They have rendered them meaningless.

[Matt D]

I love that Cole had no idea what to even call the green belt.

 

"This.. award."

 

They should just call it the "25 Million Dollars a Year" belt.

[Jmare007]

I'm curious if Reigns goes back to normal wrestling for the Joe match or if he stays in this super video game power up mode.

 

I don't see Joe going for that type of match.

[Richeyedwards]

We have 1 1/2 hour to go for this match.

[Gutenberger]

Well, at least now it (hopefully) gets interesting. Even the bad Rumbles are usually fun.

[Viking Hall]

So, was that a fuck up or does Reigns gain the title after a video review next week? Because he clearly won.

[Richeyedwards]

Bryan is the iron man, i could see him going an hour

[Gutenberger]

This is the payoff for their random backstage interaction from a few weeks ago!

[KawadaSmile]

Fuck Ziggler. Can't get cheered even in front of the most willing of crowds.

[...TG]

I was not going to watch but I am a sucker for the Royal Rumble match, and since this is the Greatest, frankly I would be a fool to resist. Has the propaganda ("beautiful Jeddah" with swooping camera shots over the skyline) been this heavy-handed all night?

[El-P]

ROMAN HIT THE FLOOR FIRST FOR FUCKSAKE.

Roman jobs again bahahahahabahahahahaha.

 

Dead.

 

He's Luger. #HouseShow1994

 

Ok, let's do this thing, this card is ridiculously long and not very good at all. And kinda. Awkward to watch.

[Richeyedwards]

I was not going to watch but I am a sucker for the Royal Rumble match, and since this is the Greatest, frankly I would be a fool to resist. Has the propaganda ("beautiful Jeddah" with swooping camera shots over the skyline) been this heavy-handed all night?

yep all night, the phrase "beautiful progressive city" has been said once every 20 minutes or so.

[El-P]

Has the propaganda ("beautiful Jeddah" with swooping camera shots over the skyline) been this heavy-handed all night?

 

Yes.

 

But you missed Finn Balor wearing his rainbow LGBT friendly trunks.

 

Just kidding.

 

50 guys... damn...

 

Is Bryan winning this ?

[Matt D]

They can't be so confident in Bryan yet that they'd let him go the whole time. He probably lobbied to go first to get to interact with as many guys as possible.

[Boss Rock]

Probably him or Braun. Expecting Reigns to be the final entrant and still lose.

[Richeyedwards]

COME ON MARK

[Jimmy Redman]

He'll go about 35 mins and be the first half Iron man.

 

Bryan, I mean.

[El-P]

Ok, so how many times are we gonna go "This guy still employed ?" tonight ? I for one, had no idea Sin Cara (whoever he is now) was still on the payroll.

[KawadaSmile]

POLITICAL HIT MY DUDES (my internet went down right before the entrances and got back right after the match ended so I only imagine how the fuck finish went)

 

 

SOMEBODY GON GET WIG SPLIT

[C.S.]

This can't be two-minute intervals...

[Richeyedwards]

This can't be two-minute intervals...

They said 90 seconds but as usual that will fluctuate