Greatest Royal Rumble?

[Jmare007]

 

It's kind of fun to watch a WWE show that's so pre-modern.

 

Best match of the show. And I'm not even kidding.

 

 

Told Rusev was going to pull it off.

[Matt D]

I'm heading home in 74 mins or so, so I was hoping that the Universal would end it since I'm more interested in the Rumble. Ah well.

[El-P]

If it wasn't clear beforehand, it is now. Rusev can work miracles.

 

Seriously. Him and Lana could be, should be the main event act.

[Victator]

Why did they not do a Taker/Cena casket match here? You could have Cena do promos saying he was not even sure if Taker was showing up. Taker says he will give Cena a last chance on his terms.

[Matt D]

Why did they not do a Taker/Cena casket match here? You could have Cena do promos saying he was not even sure if Taker was showing up. Taker says he will give Cena a last chance on his terms.

 

I half figure they want to do a real match at Mania next year and will keep them apart until then.

[Gutenberger]

At this point, I'm pretty much sure the Saudis paid for the fireworks themselves.

[Matt D]

The "Brocktagon" thing is pretty bad too.

[Matt D]

Ok then. So that's how they're doing this.

 

4 Germans and a F5 to start. The match has nowhere to go.

 

We're at the point in the feud where we've reached "World's stupidest 1998 AJPW escalation" level.

[El-P]

What the fuck is this match ?

[Matt D]

What the fuck is this match ?

 

I think they've pretaped this and they have it on rewind by accident.

[Jmare007]

I think we need a new term for this kind of match were nothing is sold and there's a bunch of spots but non of them are flippy shit

[Jimmy Redman]

To be fair, this bullshit comes off better in front of a crowd that is buying it. But it's still bullshit.

 

I know it's a cage match but Roman trying to escape is really bothering me. Makes no sense.

[Gutenberger]

God, this match is crap. What is WWE thinking?

[Matt D]

To be fair, this bullshit comes off better in front of a crowd that is buying it. But it's still bullshit.

 

Maybe if you're sleeping on an empty row of chairs and dreaming about Trish vs Mickie.

[Richeyedwards]

come on brock you are not gonna get the win on the second f5, because this is a rematch and escalation n' shit you gotta hit at least 8 f5s

[Coffey]

I wonder what Jim Cornette thinks about a match worked like this on his list of shit he hates on.

[WingedEagle]

So that was a finish.

[Richeyedwards]

NOOOOOOOO, FUCK RIGHT OFF

 

The booking of this feud

[Gutenberger]

This isn't even funny anymore...

[C.S.]

Shit match, but creative finish.

[Matt D]

Actually, Brock was still laying on the cage when Reigns rolled off. Reigns hit the floor first. That's not even close. If hanging on the cage means you haven't hit the floor, why would laying on it be any different? They can't even get their fuck finishes right.

 

EDIT: Oh wait, I guess they can.

[Gutenberger]

Why is Brock winning this? The rule is and always has been the feet on the floor in case of escaping, ins't it?

[Jmare007]

And we gotta watch this same match being wrestled for a third time at Backlash?

[Richeyedwards]

Jesus the bumps both guys took there were nasty.

 

The way the announcers are talking about it they are setting up controversial for yet another potential match.

[Matt D]

I'm curious if Reigns goes back to normal wrestling for the Joe match or if he stays in this super video game power up mode.