Greatest Royal Rumble?

[Coffey]

DAMNIT LUKE!

[Matt D]

They need to clear the ring a bit.

 

Wait, how long has Mojo been wearing the goofy ass Maryland gear?

[Jimmy Redman]

OOH GOD REY VS AJ HNNNNNNNN

[Mad Dog]

Bryan seems sort of blown up to me, which isn't surprising, but...

 

At least he didn't blow up walking to the ring like Kurt did.

[El-P]

These guys at ringside could give a shit about this. I think one of them is asleep.

 

Well, those armchairs look pretty comfortable I must admit.

 

This is the greatest no-name Royal Rumble ever. Even the Del Rio 40 guys edition had more meat.

[Richeyedwards]

So out of the first 30 guys, this has had what 2 maybe 3 stars, Bryan Rey and Angle.

[Matt D]

Oh man, the cut to the crowd looking bewildered as Big E went "OHHHHHH JEDDDAAAAHHH"

[Mad Dog]

I like the New Day but the pancake thing makes me hate them.

[Blehschmidt]

I wish this was World War 3 so we could cut to Chris Cruise and Dusty Rhodes over in Ring 2.

[Matt D]

Ok, Karl Anderson coming out is a great moment for me to go home. enjoy guys.

[C.S.]

Is it just me or did that Karl Anderson kick connect a little too well on Bryan?

[Gutenberger]

Could they have Bryan break Rey's record here?

[El-P]

I wish this was World War 3 so we could cut to Chris Cruise and Dusty Rhodes over in Ring 2.

 

Going to tha pay window babeeee.

 

This is the drizzling shit, really.

[Coffey]

Thank God they sent a fucking star out there. Crowd wasn't even counting with the countdown anymore.

[C.S.]

I'm half-asleep, and it's the middle of the day.

[Mad Dog]

We have like 15 more people don't we? Shit...

[KawadaSmile]

lol at the crowd going batshit insane for orton

[KB8]

This crowd doesn’t even care enough to count along with the timer anymore.

[Mad Dog]

Are they speeding up the entrances?

[...TG]

Quite a pop for Randy Orton, it has to be strongest reaction he's gotten in quite a while.

[C.S.]

Question: If Heath Slater and Mike Kanellis were in the Rumble at the same time, would anyone be able to tell them apart?

[Gutenberger]

Who is Babatunde?

[Richeyedwards]

Ok who is babatunde

[Mad Dog]

Question: If Heath Slater and Mike Kanellis were in the Rumble at the same time, would anyone be able to tell them apart?

 

Ones a ginger right?

[Mad Dog]

Who is Babatunde?

 

No idea but he fucking sucks.