WWE TV 07/06 - 07/12 I'm not a citizen. I'm a civil engineer. A graduated one. Better than you.

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Andrade with the Tranquilo shirt

[sek69]

Kairi and her recorder > Edge & Christian and their kazoos.

[KawadaSmile]

"You're in the catering business" 

Oh shit MVP is just too good

[sek69]

  On 7/7/2020 at 2:18 AM, KawadaSmile said:

"You're in the catering business" 

Oh shit MVP is just too good

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Yeah it's getting to the point it's becoming unbelievable that guys don't join him because he speaks only real facts.

[sek69]

Not sure if I find it endearing or annoying that Nikki Cross's whole gimmick is basically "little kid hyped up on tons of sugar".

[NintendoLogic]

An eye for an eye match sounds like something FMW would have done. They weren't kidding about Extreme Rules being The Horror Show.

[Dale Wolfe]

Tbf Seth Rollins reminds me of a shitty pirate anyway why not give him an eye patch too

[KawadaSmile]

  On 7/7/2020 at 11:19 AM, NintendoLogic said:

An eye for an eye match sounds like something FMW would have done. They weren't kidding about Extreme Rules being The Horror Show.

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After Jeff Hardy got his ear lobe twisted, they wanted to up the ante. 

[Ricky Jackson]

Bolsonaro has covid, to pay off @KawadaSmile long term booking 

[KawadaSmile]

  On 7/7/2020 at 4:03 PM, Ricky Jackson said:

Bolsonaro has covid, to pay off @KawadaSmile long term booking 

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I'm willing to bet this motherfucker is lying through his teeth and is only saying that to push Hydroxychloroquine Flair down our throats!

 

god wouldn't be so generous

[Kadaveri]

Asuka vs. Bayley banged hard in more ways than one. Shocked they actually got 25 minutes for a TV match.

[Coffey]

Seth Rollins is going to win & Rey Mysterio will become Rey Mystero. Much like when Booker lost his T, Rey is going to lose his I. 

[sek69]

Yeah I know the ship has long past sailed when it comes to WWE and stip matches, but how is anyone supposed to buy that this match will end in someone getting their eyeball squished?

[KawadaSmile]

Word is that Vince sees Riddle as a "young Shawn Michaels". Regardless of the accuracy of that statement, that does mean that Riddle will get very fortunate with his push.

[SirEdger]

  On 7/7/2020 at 8:14 PM, Coffey said:

Seth Rollins is going to win & Rey Mysterio will become Rey Mystero. Much like when Booker lost his T, Rey is going to lose his I. 

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You don't see it right now but I'm giving you one helluva pop and a standing ovation.

[El-P]

  On 7/7/2020 at 8:14 PM, Coffey said:

Seth Rollins is going to win & Rey Mysterio will become Rey Mystero. Much like when Booker lost his T, Rey is going to lose his I. 

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  On 7/7/2020 at 8:54 PM, KawadaSmile said:

Word is that Vince sees Riddle as a "young Shawn Michaels". 

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Gotta love completely senile Vince for thinking anyone over 40 is old but 34 years old Riddle is young.

Also, that means the rape accusation "isn't an issue"... Riddle can get a premier spot on the new French governement.

[KawadaSmile]

I had an idea.

What if Rey/Rollins is a blindfold match, like Jake Roberts vs Rick Martel?

[NintendoLogic]

Blindfold matches are always terrible, but even that would be a million times better than a fucking match where the goal is to gouge your opponent's eye out. I mean, seriously. How do the police not shut that down immediately? There's no way that can be legal even in the cartoon world of pro wrestling.

[KawadaSmile]

 

wait shit what

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  On 7/8/2020 at 3:05 AM, KawadaSmile said:

 

wait shit what

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I don't know if it says more about WWE, me or 2020 in general but I say BRING IT ON!!!!  There's so much magical thinking going on in the world, so much chaos magic, the empty arena shows are already bizarre.....we had the boneyard match, the funhouse, Rey and Black getting tossed off of Titan Towers.......why not get some Hollywood special effects people in there and RIP OUT A MOTHERFUCKERS EYE!!!!!

I feel like this entire year is mostly a mulligan.....why not do some wacky shit while you can?  I want WWE to be more like DDT, Hustle, FMW, Incredibly Strange Wrestling, Kaiju Big Battle etc. etc. etc.

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So in other "belts being redesigned" news, the guy who broke the news of the US belt redesign in December mentioned that WWE has had new Smackdown tag belts ready to go since Mania 35 and isn't sure if they will ever use them. He also pointed out that the NXT title is getting an upgrade, but it's the same design only made larger 

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which makes sense if you've seen the spoilers and know Keith Lee is winning it. 

 

[southofheavy]

That new U.S. belt looks like a pinky ring you'd buy at Bass Pro Shop. 

[WingedEagle]

This eye business really feels like peak Death of WCW.  I can't argue with those pointing to all the movie matches as more of the same, but at least there's an argument that they're trying (and already overdoing) new ideas given the empty arena situation.  But this?  I've got no idea how to defend or spin it.

[Al]

If they can pay off a wrestler getting an eye ripped out, why the hell would I ever want to watch that?

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  On 7/8/2020 at 7:47 AM, southofheavy said:

That new U.S. belt looks like a pinky ring you'd buy at Bass Pro Shop. 

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It does, yet it's a million times better than the one it replaced.