Wrestlemania

[cowboy hats]

In retrospect, First Row Gronk should have telegraphed this

[El-P]

I feel like I'm personally ribbed now.

[WingedEagle]

Oh no. A Wrestlemania moment.^TM

[Strummer]

Gronk And Mojo with the Sportcenter moment

[El-P]

JINDER WINS ! JINDER WINS ! JINDER WINS !

 

Uh...

 

Fuck.

 

This whole thing had me rolling though.

 

But Mojo winning sucks. He's awful.

[WingedEagle]

Onto the next one.

[Childs]

Damn.

[...TG]

How hard would Bill Watts push the Mojo + Gronk tag team?

[stro]

OMG the security lady not knowing who Gronk was and actually trying to stop him

[El-P]

Oh no. A Wrestlemania moment.^TM

 

You weren't lying. I'd be wasted out of my mind by now.

[Matt D]

Well that's pure WWE. Leave Braun, Sami, and Harper to die so they can give a football player a moment.

[Ricky Jackson]

The first stage of Sports Entertainment Hell

[KawadaSmile]

Mojo is the motherfucking man. Have high hopes for him, really.

[Kronos]

At least if you're going to have a civilian do something physical in the ring, they picked a believable guy. And they had him do only one move.

 

But Rawley is lame. I wanted Indian Guy. He looked badass facing down with Gronk.

[Strummer]

OMG the security lady not knowing who Gronk was and actually trying to stop him

That was great

[stro]

Y'all haters ain't hype. You wouldn't understand. It's the battle royal, this shit don't matter. Nothing to get pissy about.

[Childs]

Well that's pure WWE. Leave Braun, Sami, and Harper to die so they can give a football player a moment.

They are amazing sluts, it's true.

[Matt D]

I want to see Booker and Lawler fight over the crown.

[Kronos]

Mojo is the motherfucking man. Have high hopes for him, really.

Kawada's expression says this comment is a rib.

[Jimmy Redman]

Security Sheila should have won the Battle Royal.

[...TG]

Mojo is the motherfucking man. Have high hopes for him, really.

 

He's the pro wrestling equivalent of a big dumb labrador retriever who loves horseplay in the backyard. I enjoy watching him.

[Robert S]

 

Oh no. A Wrestlemania moment.^TM

 

You weren't lying. I'd be wasted out of my mind by now.

 

I counted 7 uses during the battle royal.

 

That's it for me, time to go to bed. Have fun!

[WingedEagle]

So stupid. But its the preshow. I remain optimistic this show will turn around! http://prowrestlingonly.com/index.php?/topic/36047-speculation-on-the-wrestlemania-33-card/page-14&do=findComment&comment=5794114

 

Or not. But I'm eating and drinking and pumped for whatever is to come.

[Grimmas]

Neville-Aries was a lot of fun, very solid opener.

 

Battle royal was weird as fuck.

 

Time to order Indian food.

[Matt D]

If anyone was wondering, the ending of the battle royal I saw last night where Ted Muthafucking Dibiase came out bandaged to fight the Freebirds and help Chavo win Ring #2 so he could face One Man Gang was way better than this.